Lifelike Entertainment has a theory about violent video games: they shouldn't be complicated. While the successful completion of a dangerous mission can be rewarding, it doesn't hold a candle to blowing someone's face off with a double-barreled shotgun. This approach enabled Lifelike to pump out a record number 23 games in 2005, most notable among them, Cageman.
For the past six years, Alan Witkowski has dined alone: one place setting, one bottle of suds, one lonely teardrop. Out of step and out of ideas, the Professor invites Greg—a pizza deliveryman—to dinner. What follows is perhaps the most awkward eating experience ever caught on film.
Coach Lewis is dead, and Brett has missed the funeral. Grief-stricken and guilt-spurred, he visits the road where, allegedly, a speed demon ran his coach down. There he meets a criminologist and a cowboy, each with his own interpretation of how the coach bought it. Only after the intervention of a blind jogger does Brett learn the truth, though at a price more costly than death itself—as if death weren’t expensive enough!
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