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If you're complaining about the list, save it, dun care, this was just for fun. Back on DA, I let people come up with their favorite quotes from Mystery Science Theatre 3000, I picked out some of my personal favs, but also picked up on the most quoted. Here it is.

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09:09 MST3K - Hired!

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Mystery Science Theater 3000 Short for Hired

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02:53 MST3K-ing Twilight

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Adding a theater silhouette & mst3k/rifftrax quotes to a clip from Twilight.

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06:16 Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K): Gumby in Robot Rumpus

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Mike and The Bots riff on a Gumby short, in which robots cause havoc at the Gumby house.

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1:31:38 MST3K: "Manos" The Hands of Fate

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MST3K episode: "Manos" The Hands of Fate

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1:26:15 MST3K:Space Children

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Uncle Fester makes an appearance as a nurturing caregiver in this atomic age load of crap, included is a short about the World's Fair in Seattle and the phone of the future!

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1:31:53 MST3K - 1001 - 20021122 - Soultaker.avi

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The 1st episode of the Last Season of MST3K, Guest starring Joel and TV's Frank.

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1:30:56 Mst3K 0821 Time Chasers

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First shown: 11/22/97 Opening: Mike explains what's happened since the last show, but Tom just needs him to say "Lost in Space" Intro: Mike & Pearl have a nice chat Host segment 1: Tom sends Crow back in time to convince Mike the dude to stop taking temp jobs Host segment 2: Crow succeeds and, returning to the SOL, finds Mike's surly big brother Eddie in Mike's place, and learns that Mike's new future was worse than the old one Host segment 3: Having seen the future, Crow returns to the past to keep Crow from performing his mission End: Mike refuses to say what needs to be said, and, during another nice chat, Pearl points out a troubling detail Stinger: "Matt, it's time for you decide if you're gonna be one of my team players or not"

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1:31:56 MST3K - 1002 - 20010821 - The Girl In Gold Boots.avi

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The second Episode of Serise 10.. Thanks for the coments on 1st post/video episode 3 comming soon.

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1:26:41 MST3K:The Killer Bees

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You will believe Bees can Fly

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1:31:56 MST3k 1009 Hamlet

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Mystery Science Theater 3000, Season 10, Episode 9. Hamlet (Hamlet, Prinz von Dänemark) (1961, B&W, German TV) Aired in the US on 06-27-1999 A German television production of the Shakespeare play. Stars Maximilian Schell as Hamlet; Ricardo Montalban performed the voice of Claudius for this English-dubbed version. This is my favorite of all MST3K episodes, and a really hard one to find. Thus, I'm uploading it.

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