For the past six years, Alan Witkowski has dined alone: one place setting, one bottle of suds, one lonely teardrop. Out of step and out of ideas, the Professor invites Greg—a pizza deliveryman—to dinner. What follows is perhaps the most awkward eating experience ever caught on film.
Bad for politics. Good for breakfast.
The FDA's Annual Report on Healthy Eating Habits states that recovering drug addicts who eat breakfast are more likely to stay sober than those who do not. For the outpatient high on skipping, researchers provide a list of hassle-free start-me-ups, including oatmeal and yogurt. Nowhere on the list does it say anything about microwave burritos. Que lastima!
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