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Joel discusses the story of several high schools in Indiana that turn into floral shops on Valentines Day. Don?t mess with the FTD lobby. They have people in high places.

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02:37 Absentminded

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Matt and Aaron keep remembering to forget. www.ThesePeopleComedy.com

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ThesePeople

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04:45 Healing Nicely

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"Hey Lorraine. It's me, Trent. The guy you broke up with while he was in a coma. Just wanted you to know, I'm healing nicely."

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thetenderloins

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03:28 Leopard *Species Spotlight

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In this edition of species spotlight, we take a look at the leopard. Leopards live both in Asia as well as in Africa. Their amazing strength and agility makes them a very powerful predator. Big Cat Rescue provides a permanent home to over 10 leopards coming from places like the circus, zoo surplus, and the exotic pet trade. For more information on the leopard and other felines log onto: www.bigcatrescue.org Big Cat Rescue is a non profit, permanent retirement home to more than 100 tigers, lions, leopards, bobcats and more species of exotic cat. We rely entirely on donations to provide them with the lives you see in these videos. Please help support the big cats at: http://www.bigcatrescue.org/donate.htm or by mailing a check to Big Cat Rescue 12802 Easy Street, Tampa, FL 33625 813.920.4130 Info@BigCatRescue.org Thank you!

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22:31 DAMONE talks with ERIC BLAIR

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ERIC BLAIR SITS DOWN WITH NOELLE & VAZQUEZ OF THE AWSOME ROCK BAND DAMONE TOPIC OF INTERVIEW THE MUSIC BIZ FOR DAMONE

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EB1

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02:33 Soup is good food... except when your dad poisons it

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Joel discusses the sad tale of a man making Campbell's soup taste far worse than it normally does.

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storypipe

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05:10 Viral Original: Episode Ten

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It's round two of the second season and this week has a few new twists. It seems Dan McVicar wiil be showcasing the ice skating skills he never knew he had for a new celebrity/professional athelete show in Italy. We met up with him at the rink to get the inside scoop. Hak5, Star Track, and DotBoom may have never met before, but our Mix Tape segment gathered them all together for a bit of humor and chaos. Plus our furry little friends from Rabbit Bites had a lovely chat with Miss Sunny this week. Have a look and let us know what you like. Then be sure to catch next week's episode were our friends from NYC get a chance to go Viral.

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04:52 CRIME WAVE

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There's no getting around it; crime scenes are messed up.

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3 yrs ago

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02:59 Black TV Presents Russell Simmons

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Black TV Interviews Hip-Hop Godfather Russell Simmons

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04:17 harry potter, wii-jay, mystery

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Zadi talks about making Nerdcore a genre on MySpace, the new Harry Potter book and movie, deejaying with the Nintendo Wii... and the mystery puzzle. show links: make nerdcore a genre on myspace , heck no! song , heck no! video , harry potter widgets , hermione love song , hey josh! , dj wiij , link

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09:21 The Orphan - Spoof Television Show

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A spoof tv show, based on a cross between "American Idol" and "The Bachelor". Originally created at Second City, LA.

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FullSwingFilms

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