Long, tall, not a drink of water unless you are some sort of superhuman and/or horrifying individual who drinks hot girls. Well, actually, that doesn't sound that bad.
We know there's a lonely boy out there right now, just like our hero, who thinks that they'll never find the right girl. Ripe gets sad when your sad but we're too manly to cry. We cry volcanic ash. So we're here to help. With a show we call Model Dating.
Always ahead of the game, Japan already released a celebratory best-of show of Model Dating BEFORE we even aired it. They are so beyond us. Thankfully, they let us use it as it saved us the trouble of having to make one.
You won't believe the questions Ian Bagg and Karla Cavalli ask some of today's hottest celebrities in the only entertainment news show you'll ever need to watch.
WatchMojo.com presents... A look at the paintings from European artist, Eros.
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Alien Monster Sci-Fi Film: Terror in the Midnight Sun (1958)
A most unusual monster movie! Taking after American drive-in delights, Terror in the Midnight Sun is a Swedish made giant creature flick that has everything one would expect and a little more: aliens, mutilated livestock, scantily clad girls. But also: skiing, Laplanders, and Swedes. A tour of beautiful Sweden above the arctic circle, Terror in the Midnight Sun is at first a romp through chilly winter sports and then a meteor strikes bringing a terrifyingly funny (and unforgettable) monster that’s out to kill everyone. Echoing Frankenstein, a Laplander lynch mob is formed to tackle the colossal beast in a smashing climax! Terror in the Midnight Sun was also chopped and ruined by American filmmakers and renamed Invasion of the Animal People. This is the original Swedish version.
Katie Cleary is placid grace, a beauty that's almost opaque, unreachable. Oh, and she'll pop you if you touch her improperly.
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Changing Room Confessions: Pretty in Pink
Alejandra tries on a pleated pink dress by Club Monaco, the pink of which she says is ready to wear for spring.
She'll whup you in a go-kart race. She'll outmanuever you in an interview. She'll steal your heart and leave you smashed under the lights of Vegas. Enjoy.
The title of this show does not refer to really erotic hits that don't get the runner to second base. Although if you even got to first base with this girl, you'd still feel pretty darn good about yourself.
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