John Edwards lied to me. He said that he was all about honesty and openness. Uh huh. Welcome to politics.. Also, I think he was nervous about me, I look a lot like Reille, his mistress. Maybe he thought I was there to out him? I had no idea. Take a look.
At my first press conference I learned this rule: politicians only call on their friends. Noe to self: make more friends.
Hey everybody, where's the par-tay?
Dateline: Los Angeles, CA. They say dreams can come true here, and so they did. Citizen Kate touched Barack Obama! I mean I think did. Alright, you should go to the tape. One thing about LA, you can wear a lot sexier clothes here. Note to self: Politics can get hot. Become a politician in places where you can wear one layer of clothing.
Dateline: Springfield, IL My first attempt to meet Barack and my first political rally. Wow! Everything's coming up roses, even though they're frozen. The weather may be below zero, but Barack heated things up with his big announcement. He's going to be President. Yeah, I'm sure you all know that by now, but there are things you probably didn't know, like you should show up early because otherwise you may end up staring at a cameraman's butt. We all know Barack's going to need a running mate. How about Citizen Kate? Me as the first female running mate. Note to self: You need to do something big to be noticed in Politics.
Note to self: when interviewing presidential candidates, always remember to push "record."
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Citizen Kate: Hanging with Bob Mulholland, Political "Bad Boy."
Dateline: San Diego, CA. How progressive is the Democratic party? They promise to get America out of Iraq (yay!), stop global warming (yay!), and let a woman run this country, in a bikini. Well, I might do that, I don't think Hillary would. She might try it.
Senator Gravel really gave us a day to remember...
Dateline: Malibu, CA. How do politicians raise money? It turns out you have to go to Malibu. Just like Barbie!
Dateline: Springfield, IL Finally. The morning of Barack's big announcement. It took me all night to assemble the perfect outfit. He can't help but notice Citizen Kate in my Juicy shoes and skirt. Note to self: Politics can be cold. And Juicy Couture doesn't cut it in ten below zero.
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