At my first press conference I learned this rule: politicians only call on their friends. Noe to self: make more friends.
Dateline: San Diego, CA. From the California Democratic Convention.
Note to self: when interviewing presidential candidates, always remember to push "record."
Hey everybody, where's the par-tay?
Dateline: Los Angeles, CA. They say dreams can come true here, and so they did. Citizen Kate touched Barack Obama! I mean I think did. Alright, you should go to the tape. One thing about LA, you can wear a lot sexier clothes here. Note to self: Politics can get hot. Become a politician in places where you can wear one layer of clothing.
Senator Gravel really gave us a day to remember...
Dateline: Malibu, CA. How do politicians raise money? It turns out you have to go to Malibu. Just like Barbie!
Dateline: Springfield, IL My first attempt to meet Barack and my first political rally. Wow! Everything's coming up roses, even though they're frozen. The weather may be below zero, but Barack heated things up with his big announcement. He's going to be President. Yeah, I'm sure you all know that by now, but there are things you probably didn't know, like you should show up early because otherwise you may end up staring at a cameraman's butt. We all know Barack's going to need a running mate. How about Citizen Kate? Me as the first female running mate. Note to self: You need to do something big to be noticed in Politics.
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Citizen Kate: Hanging with Bob Mulholland, Political "Bad Boy."
Dateline: San Diego, CA. How progressive is the Democratic party? They promise to get America out of Iraq (yay!), stop global warming (yay!), and let a woman run this country, in a bikini. Well, I might do that, I don't think Hillary would. She might try it.
When the butter head of the future President of the United States talks, you listen! We were scooped on our own story by the national media.
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