The title of this show does not refer to really erotic hits that don't get the runner to second base. Although if you even got to first base with this girl, you'd still feel pretty darn good about yourself.
Just so you know, this show doesn't actually suck. It's inventive, funny and strange. We like it. Maybe you will, too. If you don't suck.
Your choice for Miss Ripe leads an exciting and often unpredictable life. Check out this all new day-in-the-life profile and photo shoot to celebrate the magnificence of Desiree Bick.
Your hosts Ian and Karla once again take you deep inside the world of celebrity news and gossip.
We know there's a lonely boy out there right now, just like our hero, who thinks that they'll never find the right girl. Ripe gets sad when your sad but we're too manly to cry. We cry volcanic ash. So we're here to help. With a show we call Model Dating.
Long, tall, not a drink of water unless you are some sort of superhuman and/or horrifying individual who drinks hot girls. Well, actually, that doesn't sound that bad.
Summer is here and it is smokin HOT!
Wacky, wild, way too short to really annoy you or leave you bored. Would you like to watch?
Southern chick likes to play tricks for treats. She'll blow your mind with her body and her ability to turn invisible.
Keepin' it dirty for the dirty dirty, as if you didn't know.
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