Singing the talented, roasting the worthy and immolating the folks we really hate is what Hollywood Burn is all about.
Filly's funny, fabulous, fit and cool. Yes, we ran out of "f" words prematurely. No, she doesn't care. She just wants you to tune in.
Halle names her baby Nahla. Sarah Jessica Parker voted unsexiest woman alive. Britney Spears in South Park. Robin Williams guest stars on Law & Order. Kate Middleton and Prince William hit the slopes.
Britney pays K-Fed’s Legal fees. Simon Cowell gives big on Oprah. DMX ignorant of Barack. Amy Winehouse’s impetigo. Will Smith joins Scientology? Brooke Hogan publicly forgives father.
Sloe-eyed cool and doe-slender, Kaitlyn has no time for pretenders, fakers and fools. If that's cool, come take a peek.
Filly Gaines is pure thoroughbred beauty. Yes, that's a horse pun. No, she doesn't think it's funny. Okay, just watch the show.
Deja can out-run you, out-jump you, out-think you. If you want a lifetime of challenge to rise to, come hither, young man, come hither.
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