The family take up their battlestations when they hear news of a cat burglar loose in the neighborhood but are faced with a dilemma when they discover the crook may be Gomez.
Gomez and the family welcomes an old family friend, Don Xavier Molines, and his daughter, Consuela, to their home, not knowing that the Don has come to see Gomez wed to Consuela.
The Addams mansion becomes a battlefield when Gomez and Morticia tell Grandmama and Uncle Fester that they think they are spoiling Pugsley and Wednesday.
Uncle Fester is so smitten with one of his many pen pals, Diana, the Bearded Lady, that he proposes to her by mail and begins work in order to support her.
Cousin Itt is back, and the family is overjoyed, but the happiness doesn't last when Morticia notices that Itt seems to be losing his hair, endangering his uniquely good looks.
It seems Ophelia has found true love at last! She is madly in love with Horatio Bartholomew, a man she met at a Lonely Hearts Club, and brings him to the mansion to meet the family.
Ophelia visits the Addams mansion, distraught after having lost yet another man, Montrose, to the Peace Corps. Fester offers to join up as well to find Montrose and return him to her.
Gomez and Morticia learn that their dear old friend and former truant officer, Mr. Hilliard, is now running a private school and agree that Pugsley and Wednesday must be enrolled there.
Morticia is bored and lacking artistic fulfillment. She decides she needs a hobby to snap herself out of her funk and so takes up sculpting.
We knew Lurch could play a mean harpsichord, but who knew he could sing? His gravelly voice becomes the newest sensation, bringing mobs of teenage girls to the Addams mansion.
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