Stephen Chow in "A Chinese Odyssey" (Spoof to "Journey To The West"). Law Kar Ying sings "Only You". The lyrics goes (I am not a Cantonese but will try my best to translate): Only You... Can take me to obtain the Holy Scripts (from the Western Regions) Only You... Can kill all demons and spirits Only You... Can protect me (Law Kar Ying looks back lovingly at Stephen Chow) Preventing Cockel Spirits and Crab Spirits from eating ("DAP") me Only you have the capability And it is Only You...(Law Kar Ying looks back lovingly at Stephen Chow, again. Music stops. Stephen Chow tries to speak) O-o-o-o-only You.... Please don't blame teacher for being naggy Put on this KU (Metallic ring meant for putting on Monkey God's head to control him. It can shrink in size and cause pain when Tripitaka chant a curse. It's a gift from the Goddess Of Mercy as the Monkey God is always out of control) Don't be afraid of death and don't "TI TENG" (shiver/tremble) When in trouble, don't be afraid I (I'll) understand Must put in your best effort to DO (it) When you're afraid, I will share it with you. (LKY holds SC's hand) Amitabha.... ("Amen" in Buddhism)
Highlights from the latest Colbert Report, headline coverage and guest interviews from the week of November 30th.
06:57
The Colbert Report: Cheating Death - R.J. Reynolds, Genzyme & Bionic Bottom
R.J. Reynolds hopes to make money off of quit-smoking aids, Genzyme pills contain trash, and a man regulates his bowel movements via remote control.
Joseph Cirincione plays "Sanction, Bomb, Marry?" with Iran, Pakistan and North Korea.
From Nick Swardson's 'Seriously, Who Farted?' DVD / CD presented by Comedy Central [FunnyOrDie.com | NickyGoose]
Starring Air Clutch of the Houston Rockets. [FunnyOrDie.com | thathappened]
11/25/09
11/25/09
From the Home Office in Wahoo, Nebraska, it's the Top Ten Signs You've Eaten Too Much On Thanksgiving.
Twilight fans show up to what they think is the red carpet premiere of 'Twilight New Moon' only to discover that they are not going to be seeing Twilight, but instead will be forced into a vampire intervention. [FunnyOrDie.com | skylerstone]
What's so great about living in L.A.? Just ask Natalie.
Check out this exclusive preview of Adam's performance of "Whataya Want From Me" on Friday's Late Show.
11/24/09
11/24/09
"Top Ten Surprises at Tonight's White House State Dinner."
Call Cary Grant! Carrie Fisher describes how her parents handled her teenage drug use.
From the Home Office in Wahoo, Nebraska...
Where did big stars like Derek Jeter hang out before the show? Mike Leech takes you on a tour.
11/23/09
11/23/09
Robin recalls his days with John Travolta as the original wedding crashers.
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