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My Top 10 Rude Pick Up Lines

My Top 10 Rude Pick Up Lines http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm8V8rZFMFc Warning: Rude Content and Words. These aren't the best pick-up lines ever but they are some of the rudest. This is not the secret of how to seduce women. If you want to pick up a hot sexy girl in a bar, don't use these funny lines. They won't get you sex, but might get you slapped. Consider this the opposite of sex and relationship advice. This video was produced by psychetruth http://www.youtube.com/psychetruth http://www.myspace.com/psychtruth Psychetruth is empowered by TubeMogul http://www.tubemogul.com ÃÂ© Copyright 2008 Zoe Sofia. All Rights Reserved. Distributed by Tubemogul.

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07:06 "Late Show Rewind" - For the Week of July 6-10, 2009

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Bruno gets sexy, Dave transforms, Lyle vlogs and so much more in our weekly recap.

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628

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02:11 Top Ten Signs You're Staying At The Same Hotel As Osama Bin Laden

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From the Home Office in Wahoo, Nebraska...

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CBS

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628

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06:46 Letterman - Comedian Larry Miller

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Catch the comic's entire stand-up performance on the Late Show.

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CBS

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548

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en

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09:38 Letterman - Dave's Monologue - 07/10/09

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Dave's Monologue - 07/10/09

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CBS

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524

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02:13 Letterman - Rainn Wilson-Letterman?

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Is Dave really Rainn Wilson's father? Check out the evidence and judge for yourself.

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CBS

views:
364

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yesterday

language:
en

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10:07 Letterman - Dave's Monologue - 07/09/09

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Dave's Monologue - 07/09/09

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CBS

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620

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2 days ago

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en

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04:34 Letterman - Bruno Top Ten List

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Strike a pose and enjoy the "Top Ten Reasons To See The New Movie 'Bruno.'"

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CBS

views:
961

added:
2 days ago

language:
en

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02:55 Letterman - Harry Potter and the Magic Dust Buster

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Find out why Daniel Radcliffe wants a Dust Buster for his birthday.

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CBS

views:
526

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2 days ago

language:
en

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01:42 Letterman - Bruno Top Ten Preview

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Strike a pose and watch a special preview of tonight's "Top Ten Reasons to See The New Movie 'Bruno'" as presented by Bruno.

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CBS

views:
451

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2 days ago

language:
en

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04:48 The Colbert Report: Recap - Week of June 29th

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Stephen Colbert eulogizes Michael Jackson, attacks the War on the 4th of July and re-tweets Jeff Goldblum from beyond the grave.

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ComedyCentral

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183

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3 days ago

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en

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10:19 Letterman - Dave's Monologue - 07/08/09

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Dave's Monologue - 07/08/09

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639

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01:55 Top Ten Questions Bernie Madoff Asked Today In Prison

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From the Home Office in Wahoo, Nebraska...

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03:30 Letterman - Lyle The Intern's Vlog

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Lights, camera, Lyle! The Late Show intern vlogs and details his daily duties.

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562

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3 days ago

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01:19 Letterman - Emma Watson's Wardrobe Malfunction

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The "Harry Potter" star finds a silver lining to her embarrassing public display.

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views:
1,590

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3 days ago

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02:37 Letterman - Queen Latifah on Michael Jackson

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Queen Latifah remembers the King of Pop. Plus: Dave recalls working with Michael.

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CBS

views:
441

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3 days ago

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en

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09:25 Letterman - Dave's Monologue - 07/07/09

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Dave's Monologue - 07/07/09

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views:
546

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4 days ago

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01:40 Top Ten Messages On Sarah Palin's Answering Machine

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From the Home Office in Wahoo, Nebraska...

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573

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4 days ago

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en

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04:09 Letterman - Bruno and The Terrorist

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How do you interview a terrorist? Sacha Baron Cohen tells how he tracked one down for "Bruno."

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CBS

views:
785

added:
4 days ago

language:
en

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07:12 Letterman - Dave's Monologue - 07/06/09

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Dave's Monologue - 07/06/09

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views:
570

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4 days ago

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03:45 Letterman - Optimus Prime Top Ten List

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The "Transformers" star presents the "Top Ten Things That Sound Cool When Spoken By A Giant Robot."

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CBS

views:
852

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5 days ago

language:
en

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