MP3, TShirt, Lyrics--> T-shirt: http://tinyurl.com/FireworksT mp3 (extended version): http://rhettandlink.com/music/ LYRICS: Here in South Carolina, we do things...different. When it comes to fireworks; we donât hire professionals, we are professionals. We got what you call freelance firework shows. This song is a tribute to an elite set of men who exercised their inalienable right to shoot off fireworks. V1 Bobby taught us by example not to look down a Roman Candle when you light it He lost his right eye but, you know, heâs a better lookin guy without it That jumbo bottle rocket Don lit in his pocket wouldâve flew it it werenât for his belt loop we were listenin to Elvis when it shattered his pelvis but it was cool cause it blew right at end of Donât Be Cruel C This song is for all our pyrotechnical heroes what they lacked in discretion they made up in combustion the ones who lit the fuse and wound up dead, injured or lame we salute you The fallen founding fathers of the freelance fireworks ... Distributed by Tubemogul.
This is the cutest thing you will ever see on video. [FunnyOrDie.com | thathappened]
Highlights from the latest Colbert Report, headline coverage and guest interviews from the week of November 30th.
06:57
The Colbert Report: Cheating Death - R.J. Reynolds, Genzyme & Bionic Bottom
R.J. Reynolds hopes to make money off of quit-smoking aids, Genzyme pills contain trash, and a man regulates his bowel movements via remote control.
Joseph Cirincione plays "Sanction, Bomb, Marry?" with Iran, Pakistan and North Korea.
From Nick Swardson's 'Seriously, Who Farted?' DVD / CD presented by Comedy Central [FunnyOrDie.com | NickyGoose]
Starring Air Clutch of the Houston Rockets. [FunnyOrDie.com | thathappened]
11/25/09
11/25/09
From the Home Office in Wahoo, Nebraska, it's the Top Ten Signs You've Eaten Too Much On Thanksgiving.
Twilight fans show up to what they think is the red carpet premiere of 'Twilight New Moon' only to discover that they are not going to be seeing Twilight, but instead will be forced into a vampire intervention. [FunnyOrDie.com | skylerstone]
What's so great about living in L.A.? Just ask Natalie.
Check out this exclusive preview of Adam's performance of "Whataya Want From Me" on Friday's Late Show.
11/24/09
11/24/09
"Top Ten Surprises at Tonight's White House State Dinner."
Call Cary Grant! Carrie Fisher describes how her parents handled her teenage drug use.
From the Home Office in Wahoo, Nebraska...
Where did big stars like Derek Jeter hang out before the show? Mike Leech takes you on a tour.
11/23/09
11/23/09
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