MP3, TShirt, Lyrics--> T-shirt: http://tinyurl.com/FireworksT mp3 (extended version): http://rhettandlink.com/music/ LYRICS: Here in South Carolina, we do things...different. When it comes to fireworks; we donât hire professionals, we are professionals. We got what you call freelance firework shows. This song is a tribute to an elite set of men who exercised their inalienable right to shoot off fireworks. V1 Bobby taught us by example not to look down a Roman Candle when you light it He lost his right eye but, you know, heâs a better lookin guy without it That jumbo bottle rocket Don lit in his pocket wouldâve flew it it werenât for his belt loop we were listenin to Elvis when it shattered his pelvis but it was cool cause it blew right at end of Donât Be Cruel C This song is for all our pyrotechnical heroes what they lacked in discretion they made up in combustion the ones who lit the fuse and wound up dead, injured or lame we salute you The fallen founding fathers of the freelance fireworks ... Distributed by Tubemogul.
Professor Andy is back with a new class offering a step-by-step guide to maximizing your Turkey Day.
Highlights from the latest Colbert Report, headline coverage and guest interviews from the week of November 9th.
Bill Murray has iPhone fun, Andre Agassi reunites with his mullet, Dave smashes pumpkins and much more in our weekly highlight reel.
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11/13/09
Mariah in a mustache? Find out what else the director did to torture her on the set.
Thanks to the Colbert Nation, the U.S. Speedskating team takes home the gold at the Speedskating World Cup.
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The Colbert Report: Better Know a District - Delaware's Mike Castle
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11/12/09
11/12/09
Turn out the lights and run! It's time for fun with the Kid Scientists and glowing foam!
11/11/09
Tune in on Thursday, November 19th for a live concert webcast by recording artist John Mayer.
11/11/09
From the Home Office in Wahoo, Nebraska...
Andre says goodbye to an old friend.
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11/10/09
11/10/09
It's the "Top Ten Ways the Marines Are Celebrating Their 234th Birthday."
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