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EVERY 30 SECONDS...

Every thirty seconds a man is hit by a drunk driver. This is that man. A high impact, high-offense comedy made for the web with over 1 million views and counting...

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03:27 David Letterman - Dave's Monologue, Part 2 - 12/08/09

category:
Talk-Shows, Comedy
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12/08/09

by:
CBS

views:
116

added:
6 hrs ago

language:
en

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04:55 David Letterman - Dave's Monologue, Part 1 - 12/08/09

category:
Talk-Shows, Comedy
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12/08/09

by:
CBS

views:
114

added:
6 hrs ago

language:
en

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01:29 Seth Rogen/James Franco High at MTV Awards?

category:
Comedy
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Did they really smoke a joint while presenting? [FunnyOrDie.com | thathappened]

by:
FunnyOrDie

views:
93

added:
13 hrs ago

language:
en

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03:11 David Letterman - Barbara Walters Talks Tiger Woods

category:
Talk-Shows, Comedy
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Find out what Barbara Walters thinks about the Tiger Woods sex scandal.

by:
CBS

views:
205

added:
13 hrs ago

language:
en

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04:56 David Letterman - Dave Tweets

category:
Talk-Shows, Comedy
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Don't miss the fun when Dave enters the Twitterverse and sends out his very first Tweet.

by:
CBS

views:
238

added:
15 hrs ago

language:
en

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02:18 Amazing Morgan Freeman Impression (plus three others)

category:
Comedy
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Three of my most requested celebrity impressions, plus a brand new one. [FunnyOrDie.com | jawshtus]

by:
FunnyOrDie

views:
97

added:
17 hrs ago

language:
en

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05:00 David Letterman - Dave's Monologue, Part 1 - 12/7/09

category:
Talk-Shows, Comedy
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12/7/09

by:
CBS

views:
385

added:
yesterday

language:
en

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02:42 David Letterman - Tiger Woods Top Ten

category:
Talk-Shows, Comedy
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"Top Ten Ways Tiger Woods Can Improve His Image" with reactions from mega-star Tom Hanks.

by:
CBS

views:
521

added:
yesterday

language:
en

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02:00 David Letterman - Ray Romano's Funny Father

category:
Talk-Shows, Comedy
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Ray explains how his father's odd sense of humor causes problems at home.

by:
CBS

views:
310

added:
yesterday

language:
en

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03:25 Threesomes

category:
Comedy, Drama
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Andy unlocks the secrets to scoring with two girls at once.

by:
Showtime

views:
396

added:
yesterday

language:
en

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00:16 Surprised Kitty

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This is the cutest thing you will ever see on video. [FunnyOrDie.com | thathappened]

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FunnyOrDie

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326

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2 days ago

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en

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04:07 The Colbert Report: Recap - Week of 11/30/2009

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Highlights from the latest Colbert Report, headline coverage and guest interviews from the week of November 30th.

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ComedyCentral

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645

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3 days ago

language:
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06:57 The Colbert Report: Cheating Death - R.J. Reynolds, Genzyme & Bionic Bottom

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R.J. Reynolds hopes to make money off of quit-smoking aids, Genzyme pills contain trash, and a man regulates his bowel movements via remote control.

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ComedyCentral

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891

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4 days ago

language:
en

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06:27 The Colbert Report: Better Know a Lobby - Ploughshares Fund

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Joseph Cirincione plays "Sanction, Bomb, Marry?" with Iran, Pakistan and North Korea.

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ComedyCentral

views:
563

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4 days ago

language:
en

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02:43 28 Drinks Later

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From Nick Swardson's 'Seriously, Who Farted?' DVD / CD presented by Comedy Central [FunnyOrDie.com | NickyGoose]

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FunnyOrDie

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719

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1 wk ago

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en

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01:39 Beware of the Bear

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Starring Air Clutch of the Houston Rockets. [FunnyOrDie.com | thathappened]

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FunnyOrDie

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480

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1 wk ago

language:
en

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04:28 David Letterman - Dave's Monologue, Part 1 - 11/25/09

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11/25/09

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CBS

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2,473

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1 wk ago

language:
en

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04:17 David Letterman - Dave's Monologue, Part 2 - 11/25/09

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11/25/09

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CBS

views:
1,857

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1 wk ago

language:
en

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01:12 David Letterman - Eat Too Much On Thanksgiving?

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From the Home Office in Wahoo, Nebraska, it's the Top Ten Signs You've Eaten Too Much On Thanksgiving.

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CBS

views:
1,578

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1 wk ago

language:
en

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04:39 Twilight Fans Get Punked

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Twilight fans show up to what they think is the red carpet premiere of 'Twilight New Moon' only to discover that they are not going to be seeing Twilight, but instead will be forced into a vampire intervention. [FunnyOrDie.com | skylerstone]

by:
FunnyOrDie

views:
570

added:
1 wk ago

language:
en

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