Hello. Internet Gossip Bloggers. We are The Z-List Celebrities. Over the years we have been watching you. Watching us. Your blog posts, showing our drunkenness, our nip slips, our public breakdowns, have caught our eye. With the rise of your blog traffic and general influence in the entertainment industry, we, The Z-List Celebrities, have decided that you must be destroyed. For the good of your readers, for the good of society and, most of all, for the good of our failing shit-tastic careers we will systematically expel your blogs from the internet and dismantle your growing sphere of influence. No longer will we be your birthday sluts. No longer will TMZ's cameras ambush us outside restaurants. No longer will you draw cocks on our faces.
A T-shirt, shorts and cowboy boots clad Lorelai accompanies Rory on her first day at school, drawing disapproving stares from the other mothers and from Lorelai's own mother, Emily. Lorelai and Emily argue over money for Rory.
When Rory gets accepted to a fancy prep school, Lorelia is forced to humble herself and ask her mother for help in paying the tuition.
07:06
"Late Show Rewind" - For the Week of July 6-10, 2009
Bruno gets sexy, Dave transforms, Lyle vlogs and so much more in our weekly recap.
02:11
Top Ten Signs You're Staying At The Same Hotel As Osama Bin Laden
From the Home Office in Wahoo, Nebraska...
Catch the comic's entire stand-up performance on the Late Show.
Dave's Monologue - 07/10/09
Is Dave really Rainn Wilson's father? Check out the evidence and judge for yourself.
Dave's Monologue - 07/09/09
Strike a pose and enjoy the "Top Ten Reasons To See The New Movie 'Bruno.'"
02:55
Letterman - Harry Potter and the Magic Dust Buster
Find out why Daniel Radcliffe wants a Dust Buster for his birthday.
Strike a pose and watch a special preview of tonight's "Top Ten Reasons to See The New Movie 'Bruno'" as presented by Bruno.
Stephen Colbert eulogizes Michael Jackson, attacks the War on the 4th of July and re-tweets Jeff Goldblum from beyond the grave.
Dave's Monologue - 07/08/09
01:55
Top Ten Questions Bernie Madoff Asked Today In Prison
From the Home Office in Wahoo, Nebraska...
Lights, camera, Lyle! The Late Show intern vlogs and details his daily duties.
The "Harry Potter" star finds a silver lining to her embarrassing public display.
Queen Latifah remembers the King of Pop. Plus: Dave recalls working with Michael.
Dave's Monologue - 07/07/09
01:40
Top Ten Messages On Sarah Palin's Answering Machine
From the Home Office in Wahoo, Nebraska...
How do you interview a terrorist? Sacha Baron Cohen tells how he tracked one down for "Bruno."
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