Watch as our team of fearless drivers, races for 24 straight hours in a car that we bought for $500 bucks. If you like demolition derby and endurance racing this is the show for you.
The race complete, the results are in and Team Octane can do nothing but bask in either the golden-hued glory or the puce-hued defeat. Which will it be and who will buy the beers for the illegal drive home?
I'm Hit, I'M Hit! The car's in the Pit and the crew is frantic!
Believe it or not the Lemons crew actually made it to the track, check it out as the S hits the fan!
Road trips are always so much fun. Although, to be honest, they are typically the most fun in retrospect.
After a few last minute modifications, the Lemons car is almost ready, and a 4th driver is chosen!
The tires are in, once they're mounted and balanced the Lemon will roll!
Money, despite being the root of all evil, remains the dominant force in our culture. To that end, it would be patently un-American (and un-evil!) to not sponsor the F out of this fine new Octane racehorse.
"Safety first" sounds so nice and fine as a slogan but what sort of mangy man would one be if safety were truly the first thing on ones' mind when it comes to racing? Isn't that what mothers are for?
You might be shocked - were you not already highly attuned to the freakish amount of waste so-called "developed" countries indulge in - at how little in the average car is of much use other than to not look ugly. Let's trim some fat.
A culmination of generations of technical acumen, performance enhancements and over-riding style… are all tossed out of the window for this 24 race that celebrates the Lemon for all it's not-worth. Octane wants in on this.
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