Beth decided that she was going to have a piney woods outdoor sale of estranged commonlaw hubbie Steve's stuff but she won't even stick around for her own yard sale. Soon as she got $10, she ran off to the store to liquor up. Distributed by Tubemogul.
One day not too long ago, I got tired of living in the drunkard's section of the piney woods of east Texas and decided to make a milk crate inventory of what it would take to move my stuff back to Callie. I was not pleased with my results. Distributed by Tubemogul.
Momma commences to palaver about horse flies, skeeter hawks and dragonflies with Big Nose and parleys the gossip into a set down visit. Distributed by Tubemogul.
Momma auditions neighbor Terry for a position opening up soon in her family. He thinks the job requires disposing of the previous job holder (me) first. Distributed by Tubemogul.
In my sister's twisted mind, anything she buys for herself to wear or eat is an "amenity" to us since she didn't force us to pay for it. Distributed by Tubemogul.
Beth and momma try their hand at yard sale selling again, this time with nothing to sell. That's redneck optimism! Distributed by Tubemogul.
Beth rebutts. Distributed by Tubemogul.
If you listen REAL careful, you'll hear the shrill call of the piney woods Mommagimmeedoforme Bird. Distributed by Tubemogul.
Before the new fridge came, Beth managed the old one like she manages everything, through uninformed declaration and proclamation. "It works fine. Spoiled food won't hurt you. Cheese is supposed to be brown. What, me worry?" A flash from the past. Distributed by Tubemogul.
Beth tries to blackmail momma into giving up some recreational drugs by calling momma's best friend, Churchlady Irene, and spilling the family beans about momma's Xanax addiction. An episode of my Refrigerator Top series. Distributed by Tubemogul.
My sister Beth takes a moment to bask in the warmth of taxpayer sponsorship. Distributed by Tubemogul.
Nine days in a row of constant rain. I feel like we're going to wash away here in the piney woods of east Texas. For sure my evil sister's car is. Distributed by Tubemogul.
I don't get it. My sister won't do a lick of yard or housework at our house but she'll set to work burning up the neighbors' yard trash when they move out. Music courtesy Kevin MacLeod. Distributed by Tubemogul.
Monday I'm getting all my teeth pulled out so this weekend will be my last ever weekend of jawbreakers. Music courtesy Kevin MacLeod at Incompetech.com. Distributed by Tubemogul.
A song about critters large and small in the piney woods of east Texas. Written and performed by JimmerSD who can be reached at http://www.youtube.com/user/JimmerSD Distributed by Tubemogul.
Momma talks about grandma's chicken neck-wringing days while frying up a skillet of the bird herself. An east Texas piney woods moment. Distributed by Tubemogul.
Beth invokes an all too familiar mantra with its promise that this time, coming home from the funny farm, things will unfold differently. An episode in my Mean To My Sister series. Distributed by Tubemogul.
Fresh off the bus from the nuthouse with a full bag of post-rehab store-bought drugs in her sweaty hands, Beth declares herself "fully recovered" and ready to get high again off of her momma's pension money. Distributed by Tubemogul.
Commonlaw husband Steve decides to save lawyer money by defending himself in his divorce with Beth. This is Month 8 of Beth's trailerpark divorce. An episode of my Beth In Crises series. Distributed by Tubemogul.
My sister Beth can't seem to unravel the mystery of how to get the government school grant money without having to actually go to school. There's always that catch. An episode of my Beth In Crises series. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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