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Penn Says

Penn Says

When Penn Jillette has an opinion, it's a safe bet he won't hold back. Upload your own reaction and get the rants rolling! Tune in each week for new insight and agitation.

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  • I sang "I Am the Walrus" and it damned nearly killed me. Do you know how much energy it takes to make up for a lack of talent and skill?


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  • Man, I hate stupid little magic tricks, and I'm too cool for them . . . except after 3 hours with my children, and then I'm Mr. Magic Daddy.


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  • You know the halfassed stars that walk around with body guards calling attention to themselves, maybe this will help you understand them. Or maybe they're just assholes.


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  • John Lennon's ripped apart and unhealthy vocal on "Twist and Shout" can teach you how to do ever magic trick in the world.


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  • I got the best advice ever for dealing with elderly parents. It won't help much, but you're going to need all the help you can get.


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  • I was a hippy in high school (still am) and the police stopped me all the time. My Dad said I didn't do drugs. How could he have possibly known?


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  • I found out the principal of my children's school watches these things. I never counted on that. Never. Oops.


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  • My buddy, David Greenberger, does art that deals with the elderly. Funny, loving, beautiful, inspiring -- you gotta check it out.


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  • Yeah, I'm just not a solidarity guy. I've got complaints about Atheist billboards . . . once a buddy told me what was wrong.


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  • Bono said "Thanks for giving us a wonderful life" -- isn't that stupid, crazy, humble, presumptuous, self-absorbed, magnanimous, and lots of other things? It's beautiful.


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  • If there's any evidence that video game or movie depiction of violence, or any kind of music or art desensitizes real people to real violence -- well, I don't know what I might do.


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  • I'm not a biblical scholar, but I've read the damn thing. But Deuteronomy 21:10 -14, sure doesn't look like a pro-feminist hunk to me.


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  • U2 did a GREAT show. And Bono is a good guy. He does good things. And he's ernest. And he's sincere. And . . . he got bopped in the nose with a very fancy microphone. I'm dying.


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  • "There outta be a law" to arrest and punish the gang rape bystanders. When someone says "There outta be a law" there probably ountn't.


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  • On Halloween we took our children to the mall (I did NOT dress in a sheet) and they did their Trick or Treat at stores. It's called "Safe Street" and that bugs me a bit.


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  • I know I already carried on enough about "Daylight Savings Time" but, it's history shows us how careful we have to be with temporary government crisis ideas.


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  • Greg, for Red Eye was very supportive of me being reamed by my hero, Tommy Smothers, and told me his own situation.


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  • I had a serious professional grammatical discussion of gay pornographic titles. I think we found the dirtier of two choices.


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  • You know, sometimes I add "there is no god" for no reason. A friend suggests a greeting card line.


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  • Sometimes the whole world works together to make a joke that only I get. We have a wounded war veteran, give him a hand!


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