Sure, she's hecka nice and all but those eyes are the kind of rip-your-soul-bloodily-for-half-an-instant-to-gaze-in them type of eyes. You know what I mean.
When a show like this comes along, you just drag the cable box right into the bomb shelter. Oh and don't forget the can opener.
Let us celebrate creation is all it's glory. Gaze in wonder, squint against the sun and feel free to ogle freely.
If laughter were a publicly traded commodity, industry insiders would point to the proliferation of this show as "really driving the marketplace". Or whatever.
The implacable cool of Lenny Kravitz and the hottest feuds in Hollywood are all just fodder for mockery, tomfoolery and shenanigans.
Sweet Lord in heaven, thank you for creating Mexico (well, this part, anyway) and thank you for creating this girl (all the parts. ALL OF THEM.)Oh - Amen.
What do Tom Jones, Britney Spears' vomit and Dora the Explorer's age of consent have in common? Hollywood Burn, that's what!
Wacky, wild, way too short to really annoy you or leave you bored. Would you like to watch?
The tables are turned as we give you the kind of exclusive access to the gorgeous Reanna Spaulding that few men on the planet have ever had.
Veronica Taylor dances like a supermodel. A goofy supermodel. We don't know if she technically is one but we think she's super either way.
Jen England could probably whup your ass at any number of sports, aquatic or otherwise. And look better doing it.
Yeah, her lips kind of look like a duck's. But she's cute, disarming and, oh yeah, unbeliveably gorgeous.
Kate Beckinsale might be sweet on screen, but as her interview with Karla Cavalli proves, she also has a dark and dangerous side.
She's a beautiful model and she's been set free in the most beautiful place in the world. You have no choice but to watch this exclusive profile.
She kind of looks like one of the Aristocats if an animated cat could be a stunning model in mexico and not shed too much.
Jen England has fierce eyes and a body she either works really hard at or sold her soul to the devil for.
Sweet Lord in heaven, thank you for creating Mexico (well, this part, anyway) and thank you for creating this girl (all the parts. ALL OF THEM.)Oh - Amen.
Stuff. Then some more stuff. Funny stuff. Weird stuff. Maybe even scary stuff. Don't be scared of stuff.
If awesome were, all of the sudden, oxygen, you'd asphyxiate to death if you didn't watch this show. So I'd watch it just in case.
The only excuse you have for NOT watching this is your own death. Which will be imminent if you choose to miss it now.
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