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Turtle Lovin

When all else fails... videotape turtles having sex.

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added:: 2 yrs ago
length:: 00:57
file size:: 4.42 MB
language:: English
tags:: nalts, turtle, animal, sex, lovin, groovy

category:: Comedy
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02:16 Taxi Cab Panic Attack

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What happens when you throw a panic attack in a NYC cab?

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01:45 GooTubeConspiracy: Fox Intervention

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This is one of the series (GooTubeConspiracy.com). Nalts is trying to escape from Google/YouTube, and asks for help from a Fox television reporter.

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01:59 Parody of AFV

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For some reason people always think this is a real show. It's not. It's a fargin' parody of stupid moments from America's Funniest Videos.

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02:50 Nalts Family Auditions- 2 of 4

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I had to audition a new family because the actors and actresses who played my original family wanted too much money.

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02:48 Contract Negotiation- 1 of 4

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Hi. Keith Duarte here. I'm the talent representative for the actors and actresses that play Nalts' family. He wouldn't sign my deal for 2007, so I'm posting this to expose him.

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00:57 Turtle Lovin

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When all else fails... videotape turtles having sex.

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02:20 Calling Self from Vacation

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My past self called my present self from vacation. He was gloating about the weather so I put him in his place.

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