Joel opines about the release of Scrubs, Season 3 and Disney's, The New World. He also doesn't care about Nick Lachey, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Gnarles Barkley or The Pussycat Dolls and somehow connects all this to Vincent Price.
StoryPIPE's own Joel Dale discusses this, that and the other thing and will probably offend a fair amount of you in the process.
Joel discusses our recent sporadic posting and concludes he needs to piss you all off by talking about Harry Potter.
Joel discusses discusses how Barack Obama feels about violence and such and God gives Pat Robertson some expert advice on prostate care.
Joel discusses the fact that World of Warcraft never ends and that kids can have fun outside in the real world as well. zomg! wtf nub?! l2gooutside!
Joel discusses current opinions regarding doctors and rabbis removing excess skin from little boys? peepees when they?re babies and makes an odd comparison between this practice and a ping pong paddle.
05:17
Commentary with Joel: Zero tolerance for zero tolerance policies
Joel discusses the state of zero tolerance policies in schools around the country. Parents are far too overprotective today? so protective in fact that they can put their own children?s lives in jeopardy.
Joel discusses a mugging in North Carlina that only Samuel L. Jackson is suited to thwart.
03:40
Commentary with Joel: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but your kid is still fat!
Joel discusses the trend amongst pediatricians to use kinder, gentler words to when referring to children who are grossly overweight or obese. This is all part of an effort to not traumatize children.
Joel discusses the story of the nation of Israel boycotting the Abba musical, "Mama Mia!" I'm just not quite sure how to feel about all of this.
03:30
Commentary with Joel: Spam Spam Spam Spam? and statehood for Puerto Rico
Joel discusses the growing interest in Spam by traditional fast food chains in their Hawaiian franchises. Begin singing "Spam Song" now.
Joel discusses regales us with a tale of some street mutts in Thailand who were recruited by the police as drug sniffing dogs only to be fired for some rather typical canine behavior.
Joel discusses a tale so bizarre, so funny that he really didn't need to do any jokes to make it funny. "Man injured in spitting contest".
I don't even know what to say about this, but Utah Republicans are f#$%ing insane.
Busboy Troy discusses why egregious public displays of affection in a restaurant are a very bad and very telling thing to do.
03:31
Commentary with Joel: MPEACHW - Right wing zealotry is a live and well in the Dakotas!
Joel discusses the story of a South Dakota woman who is threatened by the DMV with removal of her vanity license plates calling for the impeachment of a President whose approval rating is nearing 25 percent.
01:37
Commentary with Joel: The French dislike themselves more than Americans do
Joel discusses a recent study that shows the French dislike themselves more than Americans dislike the French. At least the French probably have a good reason for this self-loathing versus the knee-jerk American anti-French sentiment.
02:02
Classic Joel: While we wait for Possiedon... Joel mocks some other movies!
While Joel waits for the release of "Posseidon", he takes some time to poke some holes in the documentary "Sir No Sir", poke some holes in the Vietnam war movie genre, admits that we are all going to see "MI3" with nutcase Tom Cruise and possibly the stupidest actor in the world, Ethan Hawke.
02:13
Commentary with Joel: Paris Hilton... acting dumb or just dumb?
Joel discusses a recent article in which Paris Hilton, while behind bars, professes that she is no longer going to pretend to be a dumb blond... and just be herself... a dumb blond. Though, she does have a good point about the media's overreaction to her incarceration.
Joel a new candidate for the position of Surgeon General and his silly analogies as to what is good and proper sexual behavior and he likens it to plumbing!
03:07
Commentary with Joel: Joel's break is over and so is the cold war
Joel whines about why we have been off the air with "Commentary with Joel" for two weeks, reiterates that Uwe Boll basically sucks ass, that we are getting our ass handed to us by a block of cheese and that Vladimir Putin doesn't seem to realize the Cold War is over.
03:04
Classic Joel - Pearl Jam is Suicide Resistant, F'ing Tool and the integrity of Jewel
Joel comments on the release of Pearl Jam's new CD and congratulates them for not killing themselves like Kurt Cobain, Elvis, Jimi Hendrix, Layne Staley, Janis Joplin, John Bonham, Jim Morrison, and so many more. F'ing Tool releases their CD "10,000 Days" to rabid fans and Jewel's "Goodbye Alice in Wonderland" has mucho integrity.
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