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Majority Of World's Spam Email Originates From Tiny Nation Of Koy4goff

The U.S. is considering sanctions against the Eastern European nation if it does not reduce the number of unsolicited offers for Viagra and replica handbags it sends.

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tags:: comedy, funny, onion, technology, Computers

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Onion News Network

The satirical weekly newspaper The Onion takes aim at cable news with ridiculously funny, made up news stories on The Onion News Network. The presentation is so spot-on that it’s hard to believe it’s not news.

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videos:: 154

category:: Comedy

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03:32 Autoworkers Compete to Keep Jobs, Livelihoods on New Reality Show

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On Auto Warriors two Ford plants will battle it out, building to the LIVE season finale event: one plant will close, 3,000 will get the axe!

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The Onion

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110

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6 mos ago

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02:36 Should We Be Doing More To Reduce The Graphic Violence In Our Dreams?

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In The Know panelists discuss whether seeing images of dead babies and bludgeoned prostitutes in our sleep is desensitizing Americans to violence.

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The Onion

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141

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6 mos ago

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02:27 More American Workers Outsourcing Own Jobs Overseas

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A new Department of Labor report finds personal outsourcing is revolutionizing how Americans don't do their own work.

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01:52 Treasury Department Issues Emergency Recall Of All US Dollars

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Treasury Officials say the dye used in printed money is extremely toxic and urge Americans to send all their cash to Washington immediately.

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02:15 Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs

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From the Onion Prison Channel: Prison analysts warn rising inflation could devalue everything from rim jobs to shivs.

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02:17 Study: Children Exposed To Pornography May Expect Sex To Be Enjoyable

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Panelists discuss how pornography warps children's minds, leading them to believe sex is actually fun rather than shameful and embarrassing.

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The Onion

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235

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en

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01:55 Hot New Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People Point-Blank In The Face

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Experts say Close Range sets a new standard for first-person shooter games with its vivid graphics and endless stream of exploding faces.

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The Onion

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254

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7 mos ago

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03:09 Morning Show Host Starts Charity To Rid World Of Flying Debris

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After her best friend was killed by flying debris, Today Now host Tracy Gill dedicated her life to protecting other people from wind-borne rubble.

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02:07 DNA Evidence Frees Black Man Convicted Of Bear Attack

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Georgia police were so confident Marshall was the man who killed young Janet Kelly in a state bear preserve, they didn't investigate other suspects.

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02:19 Congressman's War Hero Son Would Have Wanted Highway Bill Passed

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Rep. David Whittle (D-VA) speaks passionately about how his son, who died in Iraq, would have loved to see this appropriations bill passed.

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02:26 Prague's Franz Kafka International Named World's Most Alienating Airport

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Business Week ranked the airport last in customer satisfaction due to long delays, bureaucratic employees, and overall oppressive atmosphere

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02:10 Paleontologists Discover Skeleton Of Nature's First Sexual Predator

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Paleontologists believe the intact skeleton could shed light on the bizarre fetishes of this pervert dinosaur.

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02:10 Manufacturer Recalls Hollow Point Bullets That Fail To Explode Inside Targets

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Steel Hawk Inc. is offering a full refund to customers who bought the non-flesh-shredding bullets.

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02:28 Congressman Offers Preemptive Apology For Extramarital Affair

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Rep. Gregory White (D-NH) tearfully asks forgiveness for the degrading and sinful acts he is about to engage in.

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02:38 Experts Agree Giant, Razor-Clawed Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat

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Panelists dismiss the notion that something could go wrong with the 75-foot-tall crabs that shoot acid from their mouths.

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69

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02:26 NCAA Expands March Madness To Include 4,096 Teams

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Online universities and bible colleges will be among the thousands of teams vying to prove they are the best in the nation.

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62

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02:05 Jennifer Love Hewitt Pays Magazine $2.2 Million To Run Photos Of Her Baby

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Celebrity watchers attribute the exorbitant price to the incredibly low demand for any news about Jennifer Love Hewitt.

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64

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02:05 Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The Apocalypse?

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Panelists debate whether games like Fallout 3' and 'Gears Of War 2' are teaching children skills they'll really need in the End Times.

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66

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8 mos ago

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03:48 Majority Of World's Spam Email Originates From Tiny Nation Of Koy4goff

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The U.S. is considering sanctions against the Eastern European nation if it does not reduce the number of unsolicited offers for Viagra and replica handbags it sends.

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The Onion

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62

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02:49 Courageous Man Refuses To Believe He Has Cancer

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On Today Now!, Peter Hedgemont shares the inspirational tale of how he has refused to let a cancer diagnosis convince him he has cancer.

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31

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9 mos ago

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