there's no such thing as a Holiday Tree. It's a Christmas Tree!! A freaking Christmas Tree!!!
I have to be drunk to WATCH the view. of course he has to be drunk to be on the view!!!
if you're not an eight year old. why would you care!!!
they're both morons. the big difference is one of these morons has TWO KIDS at home!!!
you don't marry Pamela Anderson. you wave to her from a distance, then go home and pray to God that you didn't catch anything!!!
the greatest song ever written about a squirrel. you'll be singing it for weeks or your money back!!!
there's no such thing as a Holiday Tree. It's a Christmas Tree!! A freaking Christmas Tree!!!
why does every IDIOT jump up and stand in the aisle when the plane lands? you can't go anywhere till the person in front of you leaves!!!
when you're walking, going upstairs, going downstairs, riding a bike, STAY TO THE RIGHT!!!
Not even Rockstars party like rockstars anymore!!!
this guy should be eating out of a garbage can. not on-stage at a comedy club.
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