Wondering what to do now that there's a writer's strike, and all your favorite shows are soon to be reruns? Don't fret. There's a world of great, independently made shows online to give you your comedy fix now that ACCORDING TO JIM is in peril. You three know who you are. Shoot us an email at Zanzibar19@gmail.com, or check out the page in our site http://www.zanzibar19.com/shows-we-like/ to get a head start. Until the strike is over, our hearts go out to or creative brothers and sister, and to the studio and network execs... well, we don't want you to die or anything.
Somewhere... In the dark, mysterious mountains of Oregon there lurks an evil. A cold, white, spherical villain. With soulless black eyes and ice in his veins the Snowman is watching, plotting...fucking. Waiting for you to let your guard down. Perhaps you let one of the cute snowy bastards into your front yard...next thing you know he's pounding guts with your girlfriend, your sister...or even your own mother. Those icy bastards must die. Or at least that's what Sherman and his idiot friend Everett think. That's the premise of Zanzibar19.com's new show SNOWMEN HUNTERS. SNOWMEN HUNTERS is the story of a man, Sherman Rance. A man armed only with a child molester's haircut and a shotgun...and an endless supply of booze and cigarettes. A man hell bent on revenge. A man who's focus is the total and entire annihilation of all snowmen...and installing waterbeds. Sherman is joined by his sidekick, Everett Van der Sloot, a mindless shell of a man, worthless as tits on a snake. What horrid secret hides behind his dull, moron eyes? But why does Sheman hate snowmen so? Has Everett always been a stick-fucking moron? So, coming soon, join us at Zanzibar19.com every Wednesday to find out. That's right, Zanzibar19.com is putting out a new sick and twisted episode of SNOWMEN HUNTERS every week. So click over to Zanzibar19.com where you'll also find lots of Snowmen extras like deleted scenes, trailers for upcoming episodes and me...masturbating feverishly into a gym sock. Zanzibar 19.com It's not TV. It's good.
Wondering what to do now that there's a writer's strike, and all your favorite shows are soon to be reruns? Don't fret. There's a world of great, independently made shows online to give you your comedy fix now that ACCORDING TO JIM is in peril. You three know who you are. Shoot us an email at Zanzibar19@gmail.com, or check out the page in our site http://www.zanzibar19.com/shows-we-like/ to get a head start. Until the strike is over, our hearts go out to or creative brothers and sister, and to the studio and network execs... well, we don't want you to die or anything.
The battle has come. Snowman Hunter Sherman against former idiot sidekick and onetime golf-pro Everett in a fight to the death! Who will win? Who will live? Find out now! Now! NOW! NOOWWWW!!! If you like what you see (you wonderful sick bastard) come over to http://www.Zanzibar19.com to sign up for our newsletter, check out our other episodes, and get a link to subscribe to the SNOWMEN HUNTERS on iTunes or Digg.com!
Nothing teases Season 3 of SNOWMEN HUNTERS like breathing fire. A little teaser for Season 3, coming soon.
A little tease of the violence coming in Season 3 of SNOWMEN HUNTERS.
SNOWMEN HUNTERS Season 2 finale ends with a BANG! Everett’s memory and smarts finally return and damn it if he’s not one foul-mouthed crank. And damn it if he doesn’t want to murder one Sherman Rance. Be sure to watch until the end to find out about SNOWMEN HUNTERS Season 3! If you like what you see (you wonderful sick bastard) come over to http://www.Zanzibar19.com to sign up for our newsletter, check out our other episodes, and get a link to subscribe to the SNOWMEN HUNTERS on iTunes or Digg.com!
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SNOWMEN HUNTERS Ep 23: Autoerotic Asphyxiation Killed My Pappy
The secret is revealed here: Why Sherman hates snowmen. What did they do to his daddy? What twisted Sherman from a nice little boy into a psychotic snowman assassin? Find out now. If you like what you see (you wonderful sick bastard) come over to http://www.Zanzibar19.com to sign up for our newsletter, check out our other episodes, and get a link to subscribe to the SNOWMEN HUNTERS on iTunes or Digg.com!
Sherman is haunted by the snowmen he’s killed. Tortured by the memories of their exploding heads. But is Sherman the kind of guy who LIKES torture? Maybe... Another twisted episode of SNOWMEN HUNTERS. If you like what you see (you wonderful sick bastard) come over to http://www.Zanzibar19.com to sign up for our newsletter, check out our other episodes, and get a link to subscribe to the SNOWMEN HUNTERS on iTunes or Digg.com!
Has Sherman finally found true love at last? Find out in this week’s special Valentine’s Day episode, when VIRAL’s Sunny Gault comes to hunt snowmen with Sherman and Everett. Things quickly go from bad to worse to crazy when she goes CASINO with a baseball bat. Happy Valentine’s Day! If you like what you see (you wonderful sick bastard) come over to http://www.Zanzibar19.com to sign up for our newsletter, check out our other episodes, and get a link to subscribe to the SNOWMEN HUNTERS on iTunes or Digg.com!
In a very special episode of SNOWMEN HUNTERS, Everett and Meika’s marriage comes to a shocking crossroads when he reveals his interest in BATTLESTAR GALACTICA’S Tricia Helfer. Or maybe, their relationship was already doomed. DDDOOOOMMMED! And Everett makes out with a tree. If you like what you see (you wonderful sick bastard) come over to http://www.Zanzibar19.com to sign up for our newsletter, check out our other episodes, and get a link to subscribe to the SNOWMEN HUNTERS on iTunes or Digg.com!
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Slurpees: Spit or Swallow? A SNOWMEN HUNTERS Public Service Announcement
Just what makes your 7-11 Slurpee creamy? What makes your icy cold soda fizzy? If you believe the SNOWMEN HUNTERS' Sherman Rance in Zanzibar19's first Public Service Announcement, you really don't want to know. If you like what you see (you wonderful sick bastard) come over to http://www.Zanzibar19.com to sign up for our newsletter, check out our other episodes, and get a link to subscribe to the SNOWMEN HUNTERS on iTunes or Digg.com!
What does Halloween have to do with snowmen hunting? A lot. Just ask those candle-eyes little bastards, the jack-o-lanterns. Seem like nonsense? It is, but this week’s SNOWMEN HUNTERS will make it clear. Kind of. See what collaborating bastards get in this violence packed episode! It has 22-percent more shooting, just for you.
What does Halloween have to do with snowmen hunting? A lot. Just ask those candle-eyes little bastards, the jack-o-lanterns. Seem like nonsense? It is, but this week’s SNOWMEN HUNTERS will make it clear. Kind of. See what collaborating bastards get in this violence packed episode! It has 22-percent more shooting, just for you.
Ever wonder what you would do if you came across Sherman and Everett in the real world? This week, some poor bastard with a broken down car finds out and... it’s about as creepy funny as you’d fear. If you like what you see (you wonderful sick bastard) come over to http://www.Zanzibar19.com to sign up for our newsletter, check out our new forums (http://www.Zanzibar19.com/fourms) our other episodes, and get a link to subscribe to the SNOWMEN HUNTERS on iTunes!
A word of advice… Don’t make Sherman Rance your enemy. He just blow your mailbox to Kingdom Come. In this weeks minty, explosive SNWOMEN HUNTERS, Sherman uses a popular viral video subject, Mentos and Diet Coke, to stab terror into his enemy. Or he would, if the mayor of Klamath Falls even knew who he was. And you thought Diet Coke and Mentos were just for fun. If you like what you see (you wonderful sick bastard) come over to http://www.Zanzibar19.com to sign up for our newsletter, check out our other episodes, and get a link to subscribe to the SNOWMEN HUNTERS on iTunes or Digg.com!
What chance does a Teddy Bear have against a shotgun? Not much, but damn if it’s not fun to watch Sherman take target practice with his shotgun on cute, fuzzy toys. Another episode of what SNOWMEN HUNTERS do in the summer. If you like what you see (you wonderful sick bastard) come over to http://www.Zanzibar19.com to sign up for our newsletter, check out our other episodes, and get a link to subscribe to the SNOWMEN HUNTERS on iTunes!
In this episode, we see what the Snowmen Hunters do on their summer vacation. When Sherman tells you to get out of the pool, just do it.
Spend Christmas Eve with Sherman and Everett. Then take a bath. I mean, what would Christmas be without tacos? And domestic violence? And Bubble-Meat? I don’t know, but it wouldn’t be very SNOWMEN HUNTERS.
So now we learn Sherman’s relationship to snowmen is, well, kind of love hate. Sometimes, alone in the woods, he loves snowmen. LOVES snowmen, if you know what I mean.
SNOWMEN HUNTERS Season 2 is here with a bang: Sherman starts his summer by trying to torture answers out of a captured snowman prisoner. Of course, things don’t go as Sherman wants. Because he’s f@#*ing crazy.
We know Everett went insane when he came home to find a snowman making sweet, passionate, frigid love to his wife. With this week’s episode, we’ll find out what happen when Everett finally catches up with that snowy bastard.
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