Sara Succubus is interviewing John Lithgow about his new Christmas book for kids when there’s breaking news about a prison riot in the Bronx.
Morning Show anchor Sara Succubus is fuming mad! She is outraged that long-time black weatherman Millard Willmore has been fired from XYZ News and replaced by a blonde bombshell named Marilyn Airhair.
Citizen Stanley Blumberg wants to know if Republicans will defend Israel.
Preacher Paul says that his Parishioners are just as dumb as the Rednecks that vote for Republicans, so why do the Blacks always vote for Democrats.
One life-long Red-Rep wants to know why he should expect Republicans currently running for office to be less arrogant and incompet One life-long Red-Rep wants to know why he should expect Republicans currently running for office to be less arrogant and incompetent than the Republican he voted for the last two elections.
Lisa Doo-Wop of XYZ News wants to know how Republicans think Pope Benedict can bridge the differences between Islam and the West.
Marilyn Airhair, weather girl on XYZ News' The Morning Show, wants to know what the Republican candidates plan to do about global warming.
Marilyn and Czarnoff get married by Father Feeley and Marilyn tells Sara she can’t wait to help her run the network – as soon as she gets back from her honeymoon.
Hillary Clinton goes on the Larry King Show to thank the inmate tiny for saving Bill, promising him a pardon in ’08 when she’s elected president. At the same time, Sara Succubus leads a full attack on the prison, saves the day, but finds a surprise waiting for her when the dust settles.
Dr. Samuel Czarnoff sneaks into one of the trucks taking the fake Breyer’s ice cream into the prison yard. When the inmates are eating the fake ice cream, Czarnoff leads the SWAT teams out of the other trucks and rushes to defend Marilyn Airhair.
The Police Commissioner hatches a plan to send in SWAT teams hidden behind boxes of falsely labeled containers of Breyer’s Tasmanian Caramel Ice Cream demanded by the inmates in an effort to spring the former president.
Marilyn Airhair goes back into the prison yard to help save Rod O’Steele. Once inside, she discovered Rod has been raped, Tony Robins is still in the men’s room with some inmates, and the inmate Tiny has saved Bill Clinton.
C.U.M.’s Bosley Prick wants to negotiate a raise for Marilyn Airhair, while Hillary Clinton calls Sara Succubus in the helicopter on her way to the riot to ask Sara to keel Bill away from Marilyn.
The police Commissioner negotiate with Inmate Leader while Preacher Paul and Bill Clinton get to know Marilyn Airhair and Marilyn gets traded for 100 X-boxes.
Senior Anchor Jeff Bogart shows footage sent from the prison before the riot of Clinton addressing inmates about secrets to restraining your sexual proclivities, while the evangelist Preacher Paul excites inmates with passages from his book, “Hip Hop Your Way to Heaven.”
The police Commissioner negotiates to release Marilyn Airhair, Rod O’Steele and Bill Clinton, but inmates decide to rape Rod and Marilyn.
XYZ News Senior Anchor Jeff Bogart interviews Rod O’Steele and Marilyn Airhair and watches as they get taken hostage while Sara Succubus suits up to go to the Bronx and save the day.
News breaks that Bill Clinton was taken hostage at the prison in the Bronx.
Sara Succubus has second thoughts about sending Marilyn Airhair to what is looking like it’s going to be a big story in the Bronx.
Sara Succubus interviews the Warden by phone, but the line goes dead, as Marilyn Airhair and Rod O’Steele report live from the Bronx.
Sara Succubus is interviewing John Lithgow about his new Christmas book for kids when there’s breaking news about a prison riot in the Bronx.
Billy-Boy Fricasee and Dr. Czarnoff talk abut Marilyn Airhair’s future.
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