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The Hair Petting Game

Join the Bad Girls as they demonstrate the latest craze to sweep the nation - Hair Petting

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02:05 The Caster - Kendall

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Meet Kendall, a hot young actress called in by The Caster to audition for the new Wesley Snipes film

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03:18 Chicken Leg Jeans

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The solution to the Thin Jean conspiracy

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02:47 Ché-Date

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A Revolutionary Dating Service

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01:12 A Word from Nicole Richie's Fetus

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In a worldwide exclusive hear the first interview with Nicole Richie's unborn fetus

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00:32 This Is Mitt Romney

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Mitt Romney is runner for President of the United States of America. Find out more about this Republican Candidate.

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02:25 Bathroom News

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The half-naked Bad Girls discuss world events while prepping for a night out on the town

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02:09 The (REAL) Secret

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ThePoorBastard and Bad Girl Productions brings you the truth behind THE SECRET - the self-help fad the Oprah is all revved up about.

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02:20 The Hair Petting Game

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Join the Bad Girls as they demonstrate the latest craze to sweep the nation - Hair Petting

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00:57 Darfur Sex Rally

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A pretty young woman discuss what happens when she meets a really hot guy at a rally for Darfur.

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01:09 Firecrotch

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On Lindsey, Paris, Sushi Samba, premature ejaculation, Iraq, Bush and other quandries. Oh, and a cute girl telling you all about it. Sexy!

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00:46 Starbucks or Starving Children?

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A hot young woman tells us all about the virutes of Starbucks Frappaccinos.

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01:14 Blowjob at Bungalow 8

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A young guy tells us all about his encounter with a teenage model at Bungalow 8 and the oral lovin' he received.

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00:45 Tomkat Suri Conspiracy

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Cute blond girl ponders the relative importance of Iraq, Israel, Lebanon and Gossip

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01:17 My Super Sweet Sixteen vs. Terrorists

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a hot blond from Darfur Rally Sex explains her moral quandry caused by her love of MTV's My Super Sweet Sixteen

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03:52 Talkin' Sex with the Bad Girls

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Join the Bad Girls as they share sex tips with needy boys

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03:35 Twingasm (ep01)

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Meet Cindy and Mindy, hot twins who love to gossip about celebrities and sex and life in the big city.

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