In this episode we take a close look at the series "24", the inner workings of coffee shops and the English language. All of you who've been anxiously awaiting Jonathan Witt's next death scene can breath a little easier...once you stop laughing.
Your Average Zombies is a lot like the old SNL minus censorship or actors dying of overdoes. We also don't have a large writing staff or huge budget. Come to think of it, we're nothing like SNL. It's probably better that way. We are however a collection of actors and comedians producing weekly sketch comedy. And we're new too, so tell us what you think while we still give a damn what you think.
This little improv may have worked better face to face or with a cartoon animation, but in any event it's still pretty funny. The look of sheer exasperation on Jonathan's face towards the end is pretty priceless.
After Adam's girlfriend stops giving him oral sex he enlists the help of a friend. It looks like she might be willing to help him right there on the stop. I'd hate to be a customer at that diner, Adam has so much pent up sexual frustration unleashing it would be like setting off a nuclear explosive. Also in this episode Jonathan Witt and Lanie Brown improv a spoof on Terminator. What happens is Arnold continues his role at age 90?
In a world filled with boring theater...at a time when I have better things to do; watch Thom Will day dream about his fellow zombies. Why am I not at all surprised to find Lanie reading romance novels? Because I wrote the script you say? Hm, you may have a point there. Speaking of Marie, would you believe that she's going to make Jonathan sign a contract before he can have sex with her? Okay, maybe that's not a surprise.
This week's episode features Marie Boian-Meyer questioning her sexual orientation (don't we all) while Jonathan Witt and Thom Will explore some more pickup lines that were left out of Good vs Bad the first time around. Sorry about the delay, I was too busy drinking and setting off low yield explosives (aka fireworks) to bother doing the last file conversion (MOV) before now.
In this episode we take a close look at the series "24", the inner workings of coffee shops and the English language. All of you who've been anxiously awaiting Jonathan Witt's next death scene can breath a little easier...once you stop laughing.
I can barely believe it myself but we have finally put up a new episode for you! Thom Will does a spoof of the "Daily Show" while introducing you to our new HD camera and some interesting projects that we will be working on in the coming months. Also we break the daylights out of our old video camera.
When average zombie Jon Witt is prevented from making a taping session special guest star Julane Sullivan and the rest of the zombies scramble to rewrite the script.
An actress bargains with the Devil for fortune and fame. Will the actress burn in a lake of fire, or has the Devil bitten off more than he can chew? Also, random acts of stupidity. Woot!
When the fish people of Blubblorgor Prime, a trapezoid planet in the Porpoise nebula, used their advanced understanding of genetic engineering to create a savior for the universe I have a feeling they didn't see this one coming.
Pickup lines are funny enough to begin with, but when head zombie Thom Will gets his hands on them they're just out right offensive. Yay offensive!
What happens when you only have one hour to film 3 sketches? Well, this does. Luckily all of the zombies were real troopers and we were able to get through most scenes in only a few takes! Oh, and Thom Will finally gets a beat down.
Picture the dating game. Now replace the bachelorettes with prostitutes and the bachelor with a pimp. Now that you've got the premise of this sketch down, prepare to fall over laughing with "Fields of Cream" and "Downward Facing Angel".
Since our debut episode was on April Fool's day (and because we kinda f-ed that one up during the initial upload) we've decided to give you a bonus video this week. Just don't expect us to make a habit of it! This video features two sketches, Panty Ninja & Totally (Un)Scripted, along with a collection of bloopers we gathered from our 5 hour filming session
You just can't ask for a better way to start off a series than having a dear friend whacked a good one over the back with a 2x4. There's also a rip on SNL; Heroes; and oh yeah, the sketch that went viral "Dealwiddit".
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