Our long-time resident house ghost takes matters into his own hands and gives ill-mannered Bethzilla a butt whoopin' in her locked bedroom. An episode in my House of Horrors series. Distributed by Tubemogul.
After the daily 4 A.M. "Who Took My Drugs!?" screamfest, my mom and sister settle in for the perpetual Contest For The Car Keys. An episode of my Our Little House of Horrors series. Music courtesy Philly HYPE. See more music from Philly HYPE at http://www.myspace.com/phillyshype Distributed by Tubemogul.
A spoken word rendition of my poem about noise. Save Me Daytime's Noisy Trappings by Jolie Blond (that's me) 05/11/04 This I love with all my heart: the quietude of midnight's start, and salient mercies of that kind when noisy days begin unwind into the slumbers of the mind, and rhythmic softness I can find from evenings' whispered self design. And this I hate with sonorous rage: the clangorous noise that fill the days with blunderbuss and yak yak yakking, metallic din and all that nascent racket with engine roars and diesels clacking, with TV's ceaseless soundtracks' clapping--- oh, save me daytime's noisy trappings. Distributed by Tubemogul.
The question has come up at our little Casa De Daily Hillbilly Horrors: who is more retarded? It's a question that may have no answer. An episode of my Rednecks In Crisis series. Music courtesy Kevin MacLeod. Distributed by Tubemogul.
Every day I look to the heavens for salvation while my mom and sister make pig-squeeling sounds at each other from wherever they're lying in different parts of the house. An episode in my Hallmarks of Redneckedness series. Music courtesy Jason Shaw at Audionautix.com Distributed by Tubemogul.
The court orders my sister's estranged commonlaw husband to leave a car out in the woods of Waskom for Beth to pick up but she hasn't had a driver's license in years and is having a hard time doing the drive home math. Part of my Beth In Crisis series. Distributed by Tubemogul.
My blackfooted sister went for a walk through the local cemetery where daddy was allegedly buried but my hopes were dashed when she came home again. Music courtesy Kevin MacLeod. Distributed by Tubemogul.
I love my burn barrel; my back yard, ever-smoking, 55-gallon, open-headed, carbon steel, fiery furnace of hellfire burn barrel. Distributed by Tubemogul.
A Sunset Blvd street poem from my Ironweed series about non-winning lottery tickets loose on my car's dashboard. Distributed by Tubemogul.
Every morning between 1 a.m. and 5 a.m. I am awakened by the following argument between my mother and my sister. EVERY MORNING. THE EXACT SAME ARGUMENT. Music courtesy Jason Shaw at audionautix. Distributed by Tubemogul.
My sister Beth slips into darkness, a before and after view. An episode of my Beth In Crisis series. Music courtesy Kevin MacLeod at Incompetech.com. Distributed by Tubemogul.
My granddaughter Piper introduces the major players in our family's egg-coloring tradition. Distributed by Tubemogul.
Momma gets flustrated by the mechanics of high finance. An episode of my Rednecks In The Piney Woods of East Texas series. Distributed by Tubemogul.
My daughter January supervises a mysterious centuries old family tradition of The Coloring of the Eggs. Distributed by Tubemogul.
Mom illustrates the Codependent: a person who perpetuates the alcohol or drug dependence of someone close to them in a way that hampers recovery by making excuses for their dysfunctional behavior or relieving them of television channel surfing chores. Distributed by Tubemogul.
My sister Beth gets her SSI check and splurges for 'groceries' after getting a feelgood letter from her divorce attorney 'insuring' her he was atop her 'caise'. A Rednecks In East Texas series. Music courtesy Kevin MacLeod. Distributed by Tubemogul.
Momma never was a strong person to begin with. Part of an East Texas series. Music courtesy Kevin MacLeod at Incompetech.com. Distributed by Tubemogul.
After spending a week on her deathbed in her dark cave, my sister rises Saturday night to go barhopping. An episode in my Beth In Crisis series. Music courtesy Kevin MacLeod at Incompetech. Distributed by Tubemogul.
My sister Beth promises to get out of bed and do something sometime soon. Maybe tommorow. Maybe not. Three days later, she's still working on it. An episode of my Mean To My Sister series. Music "Infinita" CC BY courtesy Paul Sparacino at PCinoGuy. Distributed by Tubemogul.
My sister experiences a time delay between spotting the camera and realizing what it means. An in-depth analysis of her delayed reaction. Part of the Mean To My Sister series. Distributed by Tubemogul.
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