StoryPIPE's own Joel Dale discusses this, that and the other thing and will probably offend a fair amount of you in the process.
Joel discusses why he's worried about people who aren't worried about the world's dwindling oil reserves as well as a suicide bombing in the Middle East that was condemned by the most unlikely of organizations.
Joel discusses what appears to the onset of dementia or Alzheimers for George Lucas who has some rather sharp words for the new Spider Man movie.
Joel discusses the gory details surrounding the recent ban on partial birth abortions.
03:05
Classic Joel - Joel doesn't care about The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Joel opines about the release of Scrubs, Season 3 and Disney's, The New World. He also doesn't care about Nick Lachey, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Gnarles Barkley or The Pussycat Dolls and somehow connects all this to Vincent Price.
04:29
Commentary with Joel: Being gay is a sin, but it's God's job to dole out the punishment
Joel discusses the story of an Anglican priest/vicar/minister/whatever who makes the claim that people have been misinterpreting a passage in the Bible concerning homosexuality for a very very very long time.
03:08
Commentary with Joel: Bill O'Reilly's boycott of France backfires
Joel discusses yet more delusional public figures. This time it's Bill O'Reilly's four year old boycott of French products that resulted in an increased amount of money spent on French products by Americans.
00:58
Commentary with Joel: Move over elderly drivers? there's a new menace in town!
Joel discusses the tale of a man with a false leg, a gas pedal and a rapidly approaching building.
02:59
Commentary with Joel: One Million Web Views for a Block of Cheese
Joel interviews one chunk of cheddar cheese as to why it's "aging" British brother, a huge chunk of raw cheddar, has garnered over one million web views and we only get a couple hundred web views per day.
Joel reiterates the obvious. The films of Uwe Boll, despite the presence of some fine actors, basically suck ass.
02:45
Classic Joel: Chinese Olympic sex scandal gets corporate sponsorship
Joel the scandals surrounding the upcoming Olympics in China in 2008 and the over commercialization of the Olympics in the last 20 years or so. Corporations trying make a buck off of top athletic talent? Unthinkable!
03:40
Classic Joel: Spike Lee's Inside Man takes on Noah's Arc with a Brick
Joel gives his opinion on the DVD releases of "Brick", "Noah's Arc" and Spike Lee's "Inside Man". Plus: Joel explains his distaste for clever wordplay in news articles, etc.
03:23
Commentary with Joel: Teachers, low pay and the world's smallest violin. (warning: sarcasm aplenty!)
Joel the plight of teachers in Hayward, CA to attain pay rates commensurate to their worth and cost of living and explains why they might be better off getting jobs as babysitters.
03:21
Classic Joel: Paradise, naturally, would have high housing prices
Joel discusses a recent study showing that Santa Barbara, CA has the highest median housing prices in the nation and that, despite the fact that some people call the place paradise, the movie theaters still close at 10pm. Some paradise!
02:56
Commentary with Joel: And now for something comepletely different? The Canadian cow Mafia
Joel and Jack discuss the ridiculous story of two men hired by a Canadian butcher to track down and eliminate an errant cow. Good thing Dick Cheney wasn't there.
Joel discusses 'The Barnyard', 'The Night Listener' featuring Robin Williams' performance between 'cartoon films', 'Talladega Nights' and why he is sick of Will Ferrell yelling at people and 'The Lady in the Water'.
02:43
Commentary with Joel: Joel and Jack send their condolences to the family and friends of the Virginia Tech victims
No comedy today. Joel and Jack send their condolences and best wishes to the family and friends of the victims of the Virgina Tech massacre.
03:25
Classic Joel: The 'Dot Bomb' era is alive and well at some internet giants!
Joel discusses puppy dogs, fluffy bunnies and the dot bomb era mistakes currently being made by Google, Yahoo and Amazon.com.
Joel discusses the hunger strike by former (and now deceased) Iraqi dictator, Saddam Hussein, how he would prefer to be executed (not how he wanted it to happen) and the fact that he is (was) pissed off that all of his lawyers kept getting whacked.
01:51
Commentary with Joel: Trekkies and Harry Potter fans rejoice!
Harry Potter fans rejoice! Joel discusses some technology developed at Purdue University that bringsfantasy/sci-fi goodness closer to reality. Strange they never mentioned Star Trek though.
Joel discusses the controversy surrounding the relocation of many Guantanamo prisoners to a new prison facility where they get to see day light and other people for one hour a day.
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