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Mark Day Comedy

The worldview and opinions of Mark Day. He's bald, he's Scottish, and he lives near San Francisco

by:: markdaycomedy
updated:: 13 mos ago
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category:: Comedy

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03:15 Non Seasonal Troop Surge

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The President has a plan to win this thing...

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02:10 State of the Union

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The President is going to get it right this time.... os is he?

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04:18 New Year Resolutions

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Planning on spending less time fighting mountain lions this year? I know that feeling...

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02:39 Will it blend?

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There's one question you have to ask when checking out high-powered kitchen appliances on the intnernet...

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03:34 Burger King of Kings

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The greatest fast food franchising opportunity ever told...

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02:24 Bushpocalypse Now

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George Bush finally made it to Vietnam. Charlie Sheen will not be joining him there.

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02:11 The Democrats have taken over the house

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And I'm left with a refrigerator full of Congressional pork...

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02:57 The wit and wisdom of John Kerry

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At a time like this, dont you wish he'd just lave the comedy to the experts?

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03:33 I was a teenage werewolf. Sort of.

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Filmed for the 'bald is beautiful' challenge on itsyourtvshow.com

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01:36 Your slutty Halloween outfit

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It's a very different sort of holiday in the suburbs...

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02:27 Mexican Border Fence

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It's one reason the Scots and the Mexicans have a lot in common...

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02:33 The Wu Tang Clan and the War in Iraq

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If GW can't find a way out of this mess, perhaps it's time the Wu stepped in...

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03:02 A message from the President

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Following recent events, we interupt your regular viewing schedule to deliver this special message...

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02:19 North Korean Nuclear BBQ

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Slather on the sunblock or the BBQ sauce, it's up to you...

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02:35 Your Porn Star Name

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Unless you're a porn star you don't really need one...

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02:02 Having Tom Cruise's babies...

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I thought I wanted them, but now I'm not so sure...

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01:35 The Croc Hunter

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Steve Irwin killed by a stingray. It's a sad day.... for Crocs.

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01:42 The Morning After Pill

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I took it, but it did nothing for my hangover...

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02:23 72 Virgins

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72 Virgins. That's the Al Qaeda insurance policy. Should the US Army be offering something of a similar value? And WWJJD - what would Jenna Jameson do?

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02:39 Dell Laptop Fire Safety Tips

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Are you or anyone you know at risk from Dell laptop fire? Fortunately, I have some safety tips for you...

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