Somewhere... In the dark, mysterious mountains of Oregon there lurks an evil. A cold, white, spherical villain. With soulless black eyes and ice in his veins the Snowman is watching, plotting...fucking. Waiting for you to let your guard down. Perhaps you let one of the cute snowy bastards into your front yard...next thing you know he's pounding guts with your girlfriend, your sister...or even your own mother. Those icy bastards must die. Or at least that's what Sherman and his idiot friend Everett think. That's the premise of Zanzibar19.com's new show SNOWMEN HUNTERS. SNOWMEN HUNTERS is the story of a man, Sherman Rance. A man armed only with a child molester's haircut and a shotgun...and an endless supply of booze and cigarettes. A man hell bent on revenge. A man who's focus is the total and entire annihilation of all snowmen...and installing waterbeds. Sherman is joined by his sidekick, Everett Van der Sloot, a mindless shell of a man, worthless as tits on a snake. What horrid secret hides behind his dull, moron eyes? But why does Sheman hate snowmen so? Has Everett always been a stick-fucking moron? So, coming soon, join us at Zanzibar19.com every Wednesday to find out. That's right, Zanzibar19.com is putting out a new sick and twisted episode of SNOWMEN HUNTERS every week. So click over to Zanzibar19.com where you'll also find lots of Snowmen extras like deleted scenes, trailers for upcoming episodes and me...masturbating feverishly into a gym sock. Zanzibar 19.com It's not TV. It's good.
What does Halloween have to do with snowmen hunting? A lot. Just ask those candle-eyes little bastards, the jack-o-lanterns. Seem like nonsense? It is, but this week's SNOWMEN HUNTERS will make it clear. Kind of.
You will not believe your f@#*ing eyes this week! Everett Van der Sloot is about go get f@#*ed retarded, but not in a good way. SNOWMEN HUNTERS Episode 09 reveals the shocking secret that drove Everett insane and reduced him to Sherman Rance’s idiot sidekick.
Snowmen love musical theater. Michael Jackson loves boys. Hilarity ensues. In Episode 08: Michael Jackson F@#*s Boys, we learn Sherman and his snowmen enemies have one thing in common: a surprising love for musical theater. Of course, it ends in tragedy.
You graduate from school, you get a diploma. You graduate from Sherman’s snowmen hunting teaching, you drink blood. So learns Everett when graduates from apprentice snowman killer to assistant snowman killer.
Sherman tries to explain about the different types of snowmen and...well...Uh... You'll have to see for yourself.
So we know Everett is a stick-loving moron. But what we don’t know is what he used to be. This week, we begin to find out the chain of events that brought Everett from what he was to the poor bastard he is now.
You’d think shooting snowmen is the craziest thing a man could do. But with Sherman Rance, shooting snowmen is just the start. In Episode 4, we see just what mad lengths he’ll go to fighting the snowman threat.
This episode ends with... Wow. So who’s more foolish? The fool, or the fool that follows him? Episode 3 fills us in on Sherman’s idiot sidekick, Everett Van der Sloot. You will never find someone dumber than Everett, and be sure to watch to the very end, to see how crazy being Sherman’s follower can make a man.
An innocent snowman gets a machete through the chest. It’s really quite tragic. Another confetti preview for SNOWMEN HUNTERS, brought to you by the damaged people at Zanzibar19.com
Is Sherman Rance crazy, or just misguided? What can science tell us about the Snowman Threat? And can a crazy man install waterbeds? All these questions and more will be answered in Episode 2 of SNOWMMEN HUNTERS.
Meet Sherman and Everett, enemies of snowmen everywhere. With a shotgun, a golf club, and Everett's favorite stick, they’re going to wage war on snowmen everywhere. The insanity starts here, with our premiere episode.
What is in the freezer? Is that... a head? Check out the latest Confetti Preview for Zanzibar19.com's new show, SNOWMEN HUNTERS. Zanzibar19.com. It's not TV. It's good.
A teaser for the new comedy series SNOWMEN HUNTERS from Zanzibar19.com Sherman and Everett are hunting to keep the world safe… from the threat of snowmen. How? Check Zanzibar19.com on September 6 to find out. Zanzibar19.com. It’s not TV. It’s good.
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