The Boy with the Mole: a 90 second trailer about an underprotective mother, a lecherous father, a young girl coming of age and her beau with a nasty facial disfigurement.
Joel reiterates the obvious. The films of Uwe Boll, despite the presence of some fine actors, basically suck ass.
06:30
The Indie Film News Show Episode 9: Upcoming film festival submission dates
Jack covers some upcoming film festival submission dates and makes yet another shameless plug for the Seattle True Independent Film Festival 2007.
A bloody knife rinsing in a sink portends the worst in this 60 Second Movie hour short film. Beaunanza.com
02:59
Commentary with Joel: One Million Web Views for a Block of Cheese
Joel interviews one chunk of cheddar cheese as to why it's "aging" British brother, a huge chunk of raw cheddar, has garnered over one million web views and we only get a couple hundred web views per day.
00:58
Commentary with Joel: Move over elderly drivers? there's a new menace in town!
Joel discusses the tale of a man with a false leg, a gas pedal and a rapidly approaching building.
03:08
Commentary with Joel: Bill O'Reilly's boycott of France backfires
Joel discusses yet more delusional public figures. This time it's Bill O'Reilly's four year old boycott of French products that resulted in an increased amount of money spent on French products by Americans.
I don't even know what to say about this, but Utah Republicans are f#$%ing insane.
04:02
Commentary with Joel: The cells responsible for retaining memory may be?. uh? where am I? What?
Joel discusses a study that poses the possibility that the cells in our brains that are responsible for memory might be able to recover lost memory. Now where are my apartment keys? Where am I?
02:40
Commentary with Joel: Jack pokes fun at Joel in honor of Joel's 1 year anniversary at StoryPIPE!
Jack does his best impersonation of Joel in honor of Joel?s 1 year anniversary at StoryPIPE. From yet another discarded story I chose for Joel.
Gino discusses a Bosnian colloquialism that is vulgar on one hand, yet very very amusing at the same time.
02:33
The Indie Film News Show Episode 12: The STIFF 2007 kickoff!
Jack talks with the founder of the Seattle True Independent Film Festival, Clint Berquist, at the kickoff night for STIFF 2007.
Gino discusses social theory that describes a condition where humankind requires military oversight of everyday life... and oh yeah, Gino is "the sin of the world" and he is coming to get you.
Busboy Troy discusses the finer points of asking for a customer's ID when they order a drink and a great tactic to make women blush and possibly give you a larger tip than normal.
Gino discusses an art program that he is trying to set up for mentally retarded and developmentally challenged individuals.
04:29
Commentary with Joel: Being gay is a sin, but it's God's job to dole out the punishment
Joel discusses the story of an Anglican priest/vicar/minister/whatever who makes the claim that people have been misinterpreting a passage in the Bible concerning homosexuality for a very very very long time.
Joel discusses the gory details surrounding the recent ban on partial birth abortions.
Joel discusses what appears to the onset of dementia or Alzheimers for George Lucas who has some rather sharp words for the new Spider Man movie.
03:04
Classic Joel - Pearl Jam is Suicide Resistant, F'ing Tool and the integrity of Jewel
Joel comments on the release of Pearl Jam's new CD and congratulates them for not killing themselves like Kurt Cobain, Elvis, Jimi Hendrix, Layne Staley, Janis Joplin, John Bonham, Jim Morrison, and so many more. F'ing Tool releases their CD "10,000 Days" to rabid fans and Jewel's "Goodbye Alice in Wonderland" has mucho integrity.
03:31
Commentary with Joel: MPEACHW - Right wing zealotry is a live and well in the Dakotas!
Joel discusses the story of a South Dakota woman who is threatened by the DMV with removal of her vanity license plates calling for the impeachment of a President whose approval rating is nearing 25 percent.
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