Clueless red carpet correspondent and film critic Woody Wittman reports from the latest Hollywood premieres and awards shows and also offers his takes on newly released movies. Become Woody's friend at myspace.com/woodywittman. Check out Woody's homepage: datelinehollywood.com.
Clueless film critic reviews "Lady in the Water," directed by M. Night Shyamalamalamalamalan and reveals what HE would do if he found a sea nymph in his shower. (Sell the b*tch to Sea World)
Clueless film critic Woody Wittman tries to review "You, Me and Dupree," starring Owen "Luke" Wilson, but gets distracted because his mother has locked him out of her house.
03:29
Woody reviews Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Clueless film critic Woody Wittman reviews "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" while wearing a patch. But thanks to an unfortunate accident, by the end he's wearing two patches.
Clueless film critic Woody Wittman reviews "Superman Returns" and condemns historical revisionist director Bryan Singer for trying to pretend Superman 3 and 4 never happened!
Clueless film critic Woody Wittman reviews the new Adam Sandler comedy "Click" and has some problems with his own remote control, which lead to his accidentally turning on a... "private" video.
Clueless film critic Woody Wittman tries to review the new Pixar film "Cars" from his Ford Festiva, but gets in an accident during the review. Oops.
Clueless film critic Woody Wittman reviews "X-Men: the Last Stand," a movie that means a lot to him since he too is a mutant... one with the "power" to easily use either gender's bathroom when he has to go.
Clueless film critic Woody Wittman reviews disaster movie Poseidon, which he thinks is a blatant rip-off of 1972 film Poseidon Adventure.
Clueless film critic Woody Wittman reviews Mission Impossible III and explains why he recently joined Tom and Katie in the Church of Scientology.
Clueless film critic Woody Wittman reviews United 93 and complains about the blatant product placement for United Airlines.
Clueless film critic Woody Wittman reviews "Thank You for Smoking," and its "smooth, easy to inhale star, Aaron Eckhart."
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Woody reviews Brokeback Mountain, Crash, Good Night and Good Luck
In his Internet debut, clueless critic Woody Wittman reviews Crash, Brokeback Mountain, and Good Night and Good Luck as part of his first ever Oscars special.
Clueless critic Woody Wittman reviews "Failure to Launch." While Woody is pleased to see former "Charles in Charge" star Matthew McConaughey working again, he was surprised to find out this movie is not about the 1986 Challenger Explosion.
Clueless film critic Woody Wittman reviews Disney's "The Shaggy Dog" and complains that it relies on cheap laughs, "something I'm not accustomed to from Tim Allen."
Clueless film critic Woody Wittman reviews "V for Vendetta" and dedicates his review to a very brave young woman suffereing through chemotherapy: Ms. Natalie Portman.
Clueless film critic Woody Wittman reviews "Inside Man" and condemns director Spike Lee for making another brainless action thriller. "Why not make a movie with some social commentary, Spike?"
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