Picking Miss Ripe

RipeTV - Picking Miss Ripe - Kylie

Picking Miss Ripe is neither a pleasure or a pain for Ripe. It is merely our sacred duty to expose the splendid, complicated exteriors and interiors of some of the most beautiful creatures we could find. No thanks are neccesary.

RipeTV - Picking Miss Ripe - Julie Stepan

This fine, upstanding citizen of symmetry and genetic sanctity has secrets to tell and body parts to expose. What, you're gonna let her do it on her own? You cad!

RipeTV - Picking Miss Ripe - Melody Shuster

Will this Miss be a hit or a miss? Will there be joy or no joy in Ripe-ville? Will this profile show ever run out of beauties to file like a pro?

RipeTV - Picking Miss Ripe - Candice

So many prospective Misses, so little time… I guess we just have to go show by show until we find the right one.

RipeTV - Picking Miss Ripe -Kelli Bautista

This is the one, the one who gets to come back and do it all over again, only without the stress of competition. Languorous, she sprawls, satisfied with her spoils.

RipeTV - Picking Miss Ripe - Nicole Craner

Every week, a new hopeful young woman sheds some layers of clothing and her psychological defenses to try and win the favor of Those Who Decide. Will this womyn be granted favor?

RipeTV - Picking Miss Ripe - Malin Gudmundsson

Picking Miss Ripe is arduous and rewarding only to those who prefer their ladies pored over with a fine tooth comb. Wait, you're totally into that? Welcome, my friend. Welcome.

RipeTV - Picking Miss Ripe - Jamie Atkinson

The picking process is truly shrouded in more mystery than the Bermuda Triangle, the Mystery Spot outside of Santa Cruz or who the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop. Will this woman crack the code or, at least, benefit from it?

Jennifer Scholle

Will she be Miss Ripe? Will some other girl be Miss Ripe? Who picks Miss Ripe? Is this gig outsourced or dropped on the shoulders of border-trekking itinerants?

Keltie Martin

The battle to be Miss Ripe does not end with this, essentially this talented hopefuls audition tape, but it does, in fact, begin. It begins with you clicking and watching and then, yunno, goes on from there.

Dorothy Martin

With such hot and heavy competition - well, not heavy in terms of weight or body fat percentage but heavy like intense… never mind - check this cool girl out.

Kiri Cole

Some girls have all the luck and some girls have all the pluck but then some girls have all of both - what the… oh, we can't say that, can we? Hint: it rhymes:)

Cassandra Jean

Can this talented lovely become belle of the ball with the full dance card and the whole kit and kaboodle… Shut up already and let them look at the girl!

Mariana Bable

Will she be the one of all ones, the foxiest of the foxy, the head that bears the crown or just another lovely lady who almost made it?

Helen Tucker

Smoking hot or sizzling hot? Starlight bright or Fullbright bright? Miss Ripe or Miss Almost-Ripe? What do you think?

Nikki Kinsella

If this particular particularly talented lady has all the particular particulars Ripe is looking for in Miss Ripe, we think she'll be particularly pleased to be chosen.

Brittany Philips

Think she's got it like that? Oh, she's got it like that. Do you want it like that? Ripe wants… well, we'll see.

Kelli Bautista

Beautiful, interesting, and she makes a killer ramen noodle. Low-rent, high-class, just like Ripe likes it.

Miss Ripe Angela

Viva Italia! Okay, she's Italian-American so we're sort of stretching, but our brains are having trouble functioning in the full blast of her beauty.

Lindsay Pulaski

Picking Miss Ripe is no easy task. And by that I mean selecting the right girl not the show itself. The show itself is very easy - on the eyes, the mind and maybe even the soul.

Lauryn Lilao

If were gamblers, we might put our money on this honey as the future Miss Ripe. But we're not so I guess technically we're just trying to predict - ach, you get the point!

Jeanine Giovanni

It seems like she's got it all - looks, a sweet job and that spark of life. But will she earn the crown, too? Doesn't seem fair, does it?

Jennifer Scholle

Dang, this girl is especially… I dunno… SOMETHING, isn't she? Is that thing something that can make her the kind of thing some people would call Miss Ripe?

Crystal Jewel

Will this delicate jewel of womanhood have what it takes to be the Miss Ripe of our dreams? I don't know. Do you?

Mackenzie Mason

This delectable serving of Brit-pop beauty can't wait to get home to her overseas sweetie. We would like her to procrastinate on that… not sure why… hmmmm…