The old cartoons get seriously pissed about the newcartoons which have crapped up CN in their absence, so they set up complex assasinations for each (dexter himself has the stones to finsih the job personally) Assasination #1 the annoying fried dynamite kid gets sent to a renaissance fair where under the guise of a simple photo prop he shoves his head into an actual guillotine, and I need not go further, #2 Chowder gets sent loose blindfolded into a firing range and due to his strange color and shape he is mistaken for a silly shooting gallery tartget, it was not long after he removed his blindfold when he realized his folly, #3 Rodney the squirrle is personally executed by Dexter for having a human side kick who looks just like him, #4 bloo thinking that mike tysons guest appearance in fosters house is just a spoof is sadly mistaken when he is challenged to a fight and bleeds to death after having his ear bitten off, #5 Ben and his buddies are telleported by alien technology to the video game which was at the time uploaded in a near-by computer (F.E.A.R) Although alma does not know who they are, she is a bitter little bitch and uses her powers to incinerate them, #6 Puffy Ami Yumi belive they are heading to a concert, but in truth the pre deterimned destination was a area hit by ALIENS and are cornered by an alien/predator hybrids, #7 juniper lee, is given tickets to a comic book convention but is instead sent to an alternate universe where marvels LOKI easily beheads her for having a character wich has the same name as him in her show, #8 the little bastard alien from "pet alien" is attacked by men from the CIA in hazmat suits, it is belived that he is currently in area 51 being subject terrible autopsies #9 atomic betty beliving she is running a routine mission to replace a lightbulb ends up on the USG Ishimura and is mauled by a random necromorph, #10 a fake message is sent to IRON MAN in which "supposedly from robot boy" says "your turf is mine biatch, go crawl back to your lame comic pages, WAVE OF THE FUT
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