Ever wonder why your head sinks through your pillow. Or how you can float down the street to meet someone you don't even know. These symptoms are not common but they can be if you decide to purchase the PHU-Kit (Professional Help U kit) and subscribe willingly to this channel. This video will activate your ignition so hold on and no dozing. If you happen to drift off make sure and take an extra pair of panties/briefs with you and don't forget your toothbrush.
Let's be realistic. Mommy, mommy, why is the moon red? It's okay, the man in the moon has a cold. Environmentally unstable emissions were seen blowing across the Sea of Japan and should reach Tokyo at rush hour this afternoon. Mothers have been forewarned to keep gas masks attached to their children's clothing. Also: No giozza, or fish products should be consumed due to Japan's lacksidasial foreign trade with China.
A group known as the Suns-Upside-Down are now observing the meteorological patterns of certain rose neighbourhoods waiting to snatch only black or pink lingerie hanging on clothes lines. Unofficial and off the record statements were given to local authorities which were dug by a MOLE and leaked to certain echelons. It is known that after bagging their sexual fantasies they hang a logo enhanced combustible umbrella where the lingerie used to be. There have been reports of casualities which the FBI refer to as Beavers Unknown Report Neglegence or the BURN documents. Warnings have been issued to use government regulated laundromats to dry your private collection and if you happen to be in contact with the Suns-Upside Down or receive an umbrella please contact BURN immediately.
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I couldn't but overlook her pastey geisha face. She was perfect and she gave me something only a real woman could leave from behind. A taste of her paint, a powder as white as virgin snow. She said something to me in Japanese..'Nani-ho-shike' which I took as a love love but then how could she just turn around and walk away? Was it my blue tinted sunglasses? Was it my broken Japanese attempt to tell her I wanted her. I was trembling..I couldn't stand up, I couldn't think of what she had just given me but I needed more and only she could give it to me.
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