A Jihadi on his way to conduct a suicide mission learns he has won sixty-six million dollars in the lottery.
Keep away.
In The Know (Onion News Network)
New patriotic country song.
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Scary Mary movie trailer.
They keep changing the iPod. (MADtv)
Al Qaeda Soap Opera
Man finds human head in his food. (ONN)
Fact checkers check facts.
ONN Report
Would it be mean to tell Africa about the global economy? (ONN)
The man fears nothing.
Funny Bud Light Ad
Reporters Expose Airport Security Lapses By Blowing Up Plane (ONN)
The first thing I would have tried.
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Bill O'Reilly Interviews The "I Like Turtles" Kid
Which candidate would you rather get into a bar fight with?
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