Best of Penn Says

Would Penn be okay with his wife taking drugs? Is it okay for the government to restrict his wife from using drugs? Should the government be allowed to make suicide illegal? Would Penn be okay with his wife taking drugs? Is it okay for the government to restrict his wife from using drugs? Should the government be allowed to make suicide illegal?« less

Dancing with the Stars was unable to get Penn emotional backstage after his competition. Here Penn opens up about what his parents would think about his appearance on the hit reality show. Dancing with the Stars was unable to get Penn emotional backstage after his competition. Here Penn opens up about what his parents would think about his appearance on the hit reality show.« less

A chance gift from the doctor gives Penn peace of mind and hours of joy. Perhaps there are alternate markets for silicone. A chance gift from the doctor gives Penn peace of mind and hours of joy. Perhaps there are alternate markets for silicone.« less

You've seen the movie now hear the truth! Penn talks about his friendship with one of the MIT card counters that the movie 21 was based on. You've seen the movie now hear the truth! Penn talks about his friendship with one of the MIT card counters that the movie 21 was based on.« less

How many times do you have to tell people something before it sinks in? Penn wonders if there is any showmen left in entertainment. How many times do you have to tell people something before it sinks in? Penn wonders if there is any showmen left in entertainment.« less

Is the personality that Bruno portrays on Dancing with the Stars his real personality or just a character? After being voted off Dancing with the Stars Penn has an encounter with Bruno that scares the more » Is the personality that Bruno portrays on Dancing with the Stars his real personality or just a character? After being voted off Dancing with the Stars Penn has an encounter with Bruno that scares the hell out of him.« less

If you want to be a nut wear a funny hat...Penn talks about the Pope battling Satan. If you want to be a nut wear a funny hat...Penn talks about the Pope battling Satan.« less

Is it better to be famous and forgotten or never famous at all? Penn shows how quickly fame fades. Is it better to be famous and forgotten or never famous at all? Penn shows how quickly fame fades.« less

Wasn't it great when your classmates laughed at your silly name? Penn tells why odd names are good. Wasn't it great when your classmates laughed at your silly name? Penn tells why odd names are good.« less

Better than any national poll Penn can predict the future President in one joke. Better than any national poll Penn can predict the future President in one joke.« less