ninjaskickbutt

;; i secretly rule the world ;; i have secretly planted microchips in your brains ;; the zombie bunnies obey only me ;; yes i know johnny depp ;; im also secrely a vampire ;; FBI stands for Fat Boy Inc. ;; I supply their donuts ;; cheese was invented to cure cancer.....didnt work. ;; Hitler's first job was working at a jewish restaurant. ;; if a bear asks to see ur box say no damn it!! ;; in Canada we live in igloos ;; we keep penguins for pets ;; and we are at war with the polar bears ;; the British are coming!! ;; so are the aliens ;; if your middle name is george u will be hit by a car ;; so move to the jungle now!! ;; banana berry chapstick is yummy ;; no you should not eat it. ;; but do it anyway ;; this list could co on forever ;; but it wont so suck it ;; i love you all ;; except you clownfolk ;; or you bears ;; if the telephone is ringing......answer it! ;; now do the hokey pokey and turn yourself about and thats what im all about!! yeah! peace out home dogs!

;; ruling the world ;; havin tea with the queen...she really nice. ;; destroying all the berries in the world ;; hanging out with Paris Hilton in the Ghetto ;; going back and forth to the fridge knowing its empty but hoping magically food will appear

Jeeze I live in Canada ppl so obviously we are all natives and have no technology -.- honestly!

Well not to brag but Im totally the one who came up with Star Wars...stupid George Lucas. evil bastard.

*insert something clever and witty here*