Message to Gossip Bloggers (Parody of Message to Scientology)
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- By:
- trainofthought
- Description
- Hello. Internet Gossip Bloggers. We are The Z-List Celebrities. Over the years we have been watching you. Watching us. Your blog posts, showing our drunkenness, our nip slips, our public breakdowns, have caught our eye. With the rise of your blog traffic and general influence in the entertainment industry, we, The Z-List Celebrities, have decided that you must be destroyed. For the good of your readers, for the good of society and, most of all, for the good of our failing shit-tastic careers we will systematically expel your blogs from the internet and dismantle your growing sphere of influence. No longer will we be your birthday sluts. No longer will TMZ's cameras ambush us outside restaurants. No longer will you draw cocks on our faces.
- Language:
- English
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