Mole

A group known as the Suns-Upside-Down are now observing the meteorological patterns of certain rose neighbourhoods waiting to snatch only black or pink lingerie hanging on clothes lines. Unofficial and off the record statements were given to local authorities which were dug by a MOLE and leaked to certain echelons. It is known that after bagging their sexual fantasies they hang a logo enhanced combustible umbrella where the lingerie used to be. There have been reports of casualities which the FBI refer to as Beavers Unknown Report Neglegence or the BURN documents. Warnings have been issued to use government regulated laundromats to dry your private collection and if you happen to be in contact with the Suns-Upside Down or receive an umbrella please contact BURN immediately.